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Started by Yeti, February 13, 2007, 12:04:32 PM

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Yeti

February 13, 2007, 12:04:32 PM
I was the designated driver for my wife and a few of her friends.  As the night went on the wife got pretty loaded.  One of her friends likes to dance and she says "Go dance with Cindy."  I did.  Many more drinks later all three of us are dancing.  Later my wife says "Do you think Cindy is pretty?"  Thinking on my feet I says "Not as pretty as you babe."  The next day my wife says "I was so loaded last night, I don't remember much."
I think that was my chance at a three way.

Or is that a door best left unopened.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Diomedes

#1
February 13, 2007, 12:05:32 PM
I'd be too scared to open it myself, so I reassure myself by saying yeah, better left unopened.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#2
February 13, 2007, 12:08:29 PM
Leaving it unopened will haunt you for the rest of your days.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#3
February 13, 2007, 12:10:51 PM
And opening it will haunt you too.  Besides, who do I think I'm gonna be with two chicks?  Some kind of stud I've never been with one?  Come on. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

mussa

#4
February 13, 2007, 12:13:20 PM
Yeti, there's a lot about your wife you don't know... :-D
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rjs246

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February 13, 2007, 12:13:54 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 13, 2007, 12:10:51 PM
And opening it will haunt you too.  Besides, who do I think I'm gonna be with two chicks?  Some kind of stud I've never been with one?  Come on. 

Sad self comentary.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#6
February 13, 2007, 12:16:00 PM
Nothing so pathetic as the truth.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

#7
February 13, 2007, 12:16:23 PM
Haha. Indeed.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Rome

#8
February 13, 2007, 12:34:50 PM
Was Cindy pretty or like backwoods purty?

Just wondering.

BTW: This thread is useless without pix.  Get on it, Yeti.

MDS

#9
February 13, 2007, 12:53:21 PM
Yeti has been talking up wifey as some kind of super model for years. I for one think she looks like Dame Edna. Proove it.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Sgt PSN

#10
February 14, 2007, 08:32:59 AM
Yeti, I'm pretty sure the only thing you missed out on was the opportunity to leave 2 women completely unsatisfied instead of just 1. 

hbionic

#11
February 14, 2007, 12:58:59 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong but being that she's your wife, you should be able to farg/joke around with here. THAT was your opportunity to tell her how bad you'd like to nail Cindy and her...if your wife's reaction would have been pissy...then you just play it off like a joke and that you just wanted a reaction...if she concurred, then she would have initiated the next step and in the morning your excuse could have been that you were ALL loaded. Also you would have had the satisfaction that by morning you would have had two-tangs, a get out of jail free card and the symphony of beer farts coming out of women's asses.

You farged up.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Yeti

#12
February 21, 2007, 11:15:40 AM
Backwoods purty.  Blond with big ol hooties though.  I talked to the wife later on in the week and said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a girl" and she said "Would you ever get drunk enough to do it with a guy?"

That was the end of that.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#13
February 21, 2007, 11:25:03 AM
Like you need to get drunk. 

Seabiscuit36

#14
February 21, 2007, 11:26:01 AM
PICS YETI PICS
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