What did you get your girl for Valentine's Day?

[Diomedes]

Oh...I almost forgot...I also got her a three way with Yeti's wife and rjs.

[rjs246]

Word.

[NGM]

I got my hand a brand new jar of vaseline.

[Butchers Bill]

Let me know if anyone will try this...and how it goes.

[Rome]

the break up and departed dvds

and we are going to ocean city to get drunk all weekend together

Mug & Mallet, IGY.  Best crabs in O.C.

[ice grillin you]

sorry i was confused

i dont believe that place is open in the winter

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Let me know if anyone will try this...and how it goes.

I'm assuming that's d**k in a box?  Obviously, that's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Rome]

That's too bad.  That place kicks ass. 

[Geowhizzer]

Pregnant.

Yep.

Actually, I got her a minivan over the weekend.  Happy freaking Valentines.

[dis12]

after 22 years of marriage, you would think I have my shtein together for holidays like this, no way!   I struggle to be creative every year, and usually get the "oh thanks, that's nice" response.   And while dik-in-the-box is inventive, it'll probably get the same response.
So, I'm now back to basics...flowers, candy, etc.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Get her some edible underpants, dis.

[Diomedes]

We decided we're gonna get married a while ago.  Health insurance, etc.  But she wants a ring.  Okay, I can get her a ring.  We both agree not too expensive, becuase we'd rather put our money against debt or into a home,  but still, a ring. 

Every farging ring I like and show her, she goes "meh."  But she insists that I surprise her.  farg!!  Bitch, pick the goddamned ring and I'll buy it.  But I NOT going to buy something she hasn't seen only to get the "oh thanks, that's nice" response. 

You can't have your romance AND the ring you want. 

[Cerevant]

Sounds like she doesn't quite agree with the "not too expensive" shtick.  I agree though - if she puts it on you, she can't refuse what you come up with.

[rjs246]

The romance and surprise is already gone from the situation. And good riddance. She's trying to have her cake and eat it too. Tough shtein for her. She'll get what you give her and like it.

[Diomedes]

Sounds like she doesn't quite agree with the "not too expensive" shtick.

Nah, she's on board with that.  We simply have different taste, and I just can't get my head around what her taste is.  Point is, if she wants to like this goddamned thing that she's gonna be wearing all the time, she needs to pick it out herself.