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Started by Event Horizon, February 07, 2007, 05:42:37 PM

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Quasimoto

#15
February 08, 2007, 11:31:37 AM
Is this a thread about Google Earth proving the existence of God?  :-D

mussa

#16
February 08, 2007, 11:54:20 AM
dude if you believe what you believe fine, you don't have to try to prove it to us. if you were so sure about your theories then you wouldn't need to try to explain all this bullshtein to us.  whats the point?
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Father Demon

#17
February 08, 2007, 11:55:44 AM
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Cerevant

#18
February 08, 2007, 12:02:24 PM
You know, I'm sure geologists have been looking at this for years and saying to themselves - WTF is that?  Glad you could clear that up for them.
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Diomedes

#19
February 08, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
If that's Mary's hymen..then I gotta say it looks a little tore up.
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#20
February 08, 2007, 12:07:50 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 08, 2007, 12:04:39 PM
If that's Mary's hymen..then I gotta say it looks a little tore up.

Well, no one believes she DIED a virgin.

SunMo

#21
February 08, 2007, 12:08:21 PM
mary took it up the ass with regularity
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#22
February 08, 2007, 12:08:51 PM Last Edit: February 08, 2007, 12:10:34 PM by FFatPatt

SunMo

#23
February 08, 2007, 12:10:18 PM
no doubt...

as the "untold" christmas story goes...

Joseph and the innkeeper had Mary at opposite ends right up until our savior came into this world.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Diomedes

#24
February 08, 2007, 12:14:24 PM
Poor Joseph.  I mean, it's one thing to find out your wife made you a cuckold with the garden boy.  It's another entirely to learn that God himself was boinking her.

No way to live that down.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#25
February 08, 2007, 12:19:13 PM
Plus, then he had to deal with a holier-than-thou kid.  That Jesus probably dismissed his earthly father with a wave of the hand and said something about him not being his "real" dad.  Freakin' Jesus.

SunMo

#26
February 08, 2007, 12:23:14 PM
Joseph always felt inadequate to Jesus, especially during the Holidays.  Joseph would gather a pitcher of water for Thanksgiving dinner, and Jesus would turn it to wine, like, the good shtein.  then they'd all get drunk, and Joseph would rant about how his "son" freaked him out, and why didn't he cut his farging hair.

at christmas, Joseph tried his best to get Mary a good present, something he could afford by saving his wages from the entire year, but Jesus would always trump it at the last minute by turning some rock into something sweet, like a dishwasher or Xbox.

mary would always tell joseph that she didn't mind, but he could see it in her eyes when she'd play Halo with people from Rome, that she always liked Jesus' presents better.
I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood.

Seabiscuit36

#27
February 08, 2007, 12:24:09 PM
Your all going to hell  :-D
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Diomedes

#28
February 08, 2007, 12:32:09 PM
We're already in hell.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#29
February 08, 2007, 12:39:20 PM
Quote from: Diomedes on February 08, 2007, 12:32:09 PM
We're already in hell.

This brings us back to those satellite photos of Earth quite nicely.
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