Mara's Son vs. Eagles Fan on Wall Street

Started by PhillyPhreak54, December 20, 2006, 08:47:16 AM

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Diomedes

I love the jump shot thing because it can be used for years and years and years to taunt Giants fans. 
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Beermonkey on December 20, 2006, 09:05:04 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2006, 08:52:19 AM
I hope the dude doesn't Hoyda up and get a lawyer. The bruised larynx talk is already borderline gay.

physically attacked at work - check
several witnesses - check
medically verifiable injuries - check
assailant is millionaire - check

Let the gayness begin.

I'm all cool with him getting paid. But I'm tired of the endless parade of lawyers and lawsuits. Settle out of court. Or if you go don't have the lawyer parading in front of the media. Kinda like that Gloria Allred chick.

Rome

I wouldn't take a cent from that bitch.  I'd make him write a big ass check to an Eagles charity instead.

Beermonkey

Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2006, 09:08:49 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on December 20, 2006, 09:05:04 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2006, 08:52:19 AM
I hope the dude doesn't Hoyda up and get a lawyer. The bruised larynx talk is already borderline gay.

physically attacked at work - check
several witnesses - check
medically verifiable injuries - check
assailant is millionaire - check

Let the gayness begin.

I'm all cool with him getting paid. But I'm tired of the endless parade of lawyers and lawsuits. Settle out of court. Or if you go don't have the lawyer parading in front of the media. Kinda like that Gloria Allred chick.

Given recent happenings, I'm no great fan of lawyers or courts either.  :)

Mara's employer will probably have him go for a pysch evaluation, be suspended & and have mandated pysch treatment for anger management.

PhillyPhreak54

Quote from: Beermonkey on December 20, 2006, 09:29:00 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2006, 09:08:49 AM
Quote from: Beermonkey on December 20, 2006, 09:05:04 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on December 20, 2006, 08:52:19 AM
I hope the dude doesn't Hoyda up and get a lawyer. The bruised larynx talk is already borderline gay.

physically attacked at work - check
several witnesses - check
medically verifiable injuries - check
assailant is millionaire - check

Let the gayness begin.

I'm all cool with him getting paid. But I'm tired of the endless parade of lawyers and lawsuits. Settle out of court. Or if you go don't have the lawyer parading in front of the media. Kinda like that Gloria Allred chick.

Given recent happenings, I'm no great fan of lawyers or courts either.  :)

Mara's employer will probably have him go for a pysch evaluation, be suspended & and have mandated pysch treatment for anger management.

Or we can just send Die-Hard after him.

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I do believe we have found Coughlin's replacement... or at least Tim Lewis'!
Maybe the voices aren't real, but, they've got some pretty good ideas...

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phillywin2k5

Quote from: FFatPatt on December 20, 2006, 09:02:36 AM
The "jump shot" celebration might just be the 2nd gheyest ever behind the Dhani Jones guitar strum.

that is hysterical, they should have Mara shooting donuts, after all thats all his team has been doing in the W column
if you take advice from people in the 700 level, you'll find yourself sitting next to them -- Buddy Ryan

hbionic

Quote from: Diomedes on December 20, 2006, 09:05:26 AM
I love the jump shot thing because it can be used for years and years and years to taunt Giants fans. 

Maybe I'm just ignorant to my surroundings...but I haven't seen that yet.  :paranoid
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


phillywin2k5

Quote from: BlueHeart on December 20, 2006, 11:39:35 AM
I do believe we have found Coughlin's replacement... or at least Tim Lewis'!

hell he has a better grip than Shockey whose only real plus is that he knows how to signal a 1st down....when he actually catches the ball
if you take advice from people in the 700 level, you'll find yourself sitting next to them -- Buddy Ryan