Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[phillymic2000]

Congressional Repubelican who managed to break the all-time record for most filbusters in a congressional session comes out to say that he's disappointed in Obama's lack of bipartisianship...

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/03/29/mcconnell-im-disappointed-in-obamas-lack-of-bipartisanship/

holy shtein, When the dipshteins were in charge the iceholes bitched about no bipartisianship!!   Now that the iceholes are in charge the dipshteins are claiming there is no bipartisianship. I fargin swear we sould be kill all these fargin morons.

[ATV]

The above post was disturbingly retarded. I'll just assume for now that most of the readers here have enough recollection to draw distinction between the tactics of Bush, Obama and their respective congresses.

In addition I would just like to express how grateful I am that enough voters have woken up to this sort of retardation and how grateful I am that we no longer have retards like Rick Santorum having a hand in our government. Yes, we still have complete ignoramuses like Michelle Bachmann there, but eventually enough of her constituents are going to become aware of her condition, and besides there's already not enough Michelle Bachmanns or ignorant farg college dropouts like Lynn Westmoreland in congress for them to prolong their disastorous reich.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Santorum

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynn_Westmoreland

Thank you.

[Vince]

DISTURBINGLY RETARDED?!?!?!?!?!

You have to be the most narrow minded, condescending, elitist sniveling piece of shtein I have ever witnessed in my life! You refer to Westmoreland derisively as a "dropout" when the man has achieved more in his life than you could possibly  ever conceive.  Don't you realize that we are living in Germany in 1932 and Hitler just nationalized our largest industry? Read a history book you creep!

[phattymatty]

Same story, one US headline, one British headline. 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/31/AR2009033100809.html?hpid=topnews

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/mar/31/iran-afghanistan-obama

[rjs246]

DISTURBINGLY RETARDED?!?!?!?!?!

You have to be the most narrow minded, condescending, elitist sniveling piece of shtein I have ever witnessed in my life! You refer to Westmoreland derisively as a "dropout" when the man has achieved more in his life than you could possibly  ever conceive.  Don't you realize that we are living in Germany in 1932 and Hitler just nationalized our largest industry? Read a history book you creep!

Settle down Vince. I'm sure that Obama is an inch away from exterminating the Jews, but let's not get all excited until it actually happens.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Thank God Obama is not repeating any of the same mistakes of the past eight years.  Clearly, these foreign policy decisions are easy, and Bush was making all the wrong ones.  Competency has been restored.  Go team.

[Vince]

Obama is a dictator. It's that simple. luckily, if he doesn't declare martial law and suspend the constitution (I believe that is a viable option in his eyes {after all, he so much smarter than everyone else}), we only have 45 months of his BS left.

[ice grillin you]

more middle americans on the board please

[SunMo]

quotes followed by brackets, ftw

[Vince]

quotes followed by brackets, ftw

Brackets inside parenthesis. A PERFECT use of these punctuation marks. Denoting a parenthetical remark of a parenthetical remark. Try and keep up dipshtein.

[SunMo]

how about i just tell you to catch aids and die alone instead?

[Vince]

how about i just tell you to catch aids and die alone instead?

Oh good one. You're a real wordsmith there douche bag.

[SunMo]

you forgot a comma, and you used the wrong version of "you're"

how dumb are you?

[Vince]

Fixed it before you posted, asswipe.

[phattymatty]

would have been funnier if you just denied it.