Political Hippo Circle Jerk - America, farg YEAH!

[rjs246]

I woke up last night in the middle of a ridiculous three-way dream. Girls' faces buried in each others ass-cracks. Beautiful stuff. I open my eyes to find the TV on and Hillary's donkeyface filling up Jay Leno's couch. Now I won't be able to get hard for a month.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Clinton, who has been courting superdelegates to catch Obama, hinted yesterday that she would go after pledged delegates.

Pledged delegates are a "misnomer," she said. "The whole point is for delegates, however they are chosen, to really ask themselves who would be the best president."

Awful.

[Cerevant]

Yes, but in the same article...

Meanwhile, two of Clinton's top supporters hinted yesterday that they might switch their support to Obama if he maintains a lead in delegates and popular vote.

"I'm going to look at delegate selection, who has the most. I'm going to look at the popular vote, who has the most votes," said New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine, a superdelegate who currently backs Clinton.

Rep. John Murtha (D-Pa.) echoed Corzine.

Every day supers are migrating to Obama.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Clintons' taxes are out:

2000-2007 Returns
Feds Taxes Paid: $33.7 million
Charity: $10.2 million
Income: $109 million

[rjs246]

Holy farging shtein.

[Diomedes]

almost 10 percent of their income to charity

almost a third to tax

I hope they can eke by on the remainder

[Rome]

How the farg did they make $109M??

[Diomedes]

and why are they taxed so little?

[Rome]

$109M doesn't go as far as it used to, Dio.

Just ask Tiger Woods.

[Rome]

Another billion dollars down the drain.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

How the farg did they make $109M??

Her Senate Salary: $1,051,606
His Presidential Pension: $1,217,250
Her Book Income: $10,457,083
His Book Income: $29,580,525
His Speech Income: $51,855,599

[ice grillin you]

i dont think rome saw that this is was an eight year period...its not last years taxes

[rjs246]

$6 mil per year for public speaking. Maybe I should look into a career in politics. Those farging zombies had better watch their backs.

[Rome]

IGY's right.  I missed that part.  I thought it was 2006-2007.

Still funny, though, considering Hillary's the only one who was actually doing any work.

[ice grillin you]

color me not surprised that an ex presdient and his sentaor wife made that much

power and money beget more money