From the producers of "The Smoking Ban," bring you "The Food Ban"

[Diomedes]

Next up, BMI testing for everyone, because fat people cost us all money, which is the equivalent of doing us physical harm, so therefore obesity is a crime.

Seig Heil!!

[MURP]

It ends with NY banning RJS. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston died in November at age 21. She was 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighed just 88 pounds, for a BMI of 13.4.

Holy farging farg.

[Diomedes]

How she avoided getting listed in the Good Riddance thread, I don't know..

[Wingspan]

So how can NYC ban skinny people, and transfat?

They need to come together on this.

[Diomedes]

Altogether now: transfat is poison.  Banning poison is good, and the proper place of government.

[rjs246]

Nicotine and alocohol are also poisons. Stop it.

[Wingspan]

So when they ban all of the trans fat, everyone gets too skinny, and then they are banned.
I like it.

[rjs246]

GF is getting an erection reading about all of this banning.

[Diomedes]

Nicotine and alocohol are also poisons. Stop it.

The former may be, but the latter only when taken in massive doses.  And they both offer a real benefit to the consumer, which transfats do not.

[rjs246]

Delicious fat is a drug that some people enjoy more than cigs or booze.

I don't understand those people, but they do exist. Anyway, MURP's right. Eventually NYC will ban RJS and then I'll have to smuggle myself in to get hammered and urinate in public.

[Diomedes]

Delicious fat is a drug that some people enjoy more than cigs or booze.

transfats have no flavor.

[rjs246]

I don't care.

[ice grillin you]

would i like to see transfats abolished sure...id like to see cigarettes gone too...but in the end i really dont have a problem with transfats being legal....but at a minimum restaurants should be forced to notify the public that they serve transfatty foods...if you still wanna go there thats your choice.....

if you wanna take it a step further force them to offer two menus....one transfat one not

transfats hurt no one but the people who choose to eat them...therefore its on the individual to make that personal choice...but its on the server to be responsible in regards to notification of the public

[Diomedes]

I don't care.

Of course not..because you're wrong on this one.  Banning transfats is good.  Suck it.