Risk

[Munson]

Bragging? No.

Sorry guys, I'm busy on saturdays a lot actually having a life and bangin my girlfriend...not a lot of time to sit at the computer on saturdays.

Right. Pathetic.

Again...

Bragging? No.

Happy that I have good reason(s) not to be at the computer all day on saturday like you? Yes.

Amused that I was called a "sore loser" by you for NOT being on my computer on a saturday? Very.

[rjs246]

Hey guys! Munson's had sex with a girl! Seriously. Just look at his post. Can you believe it?! Yay Munson!

[Munson]

Hey guys! Munson's had sex with a girl! Seriously. Just look at his post. Can you believe it?! Yay Munson!

Sarcastic excitement in a sad attempt to make fun of me?

NO WAY!!

You're on fire tonight. Really.

[rjs246]

I actually feel bad for you.

[shorebird]

Every time I play Risk with my neighbors I get my ass whipped, baaaad. Imagine that.

We sit around drinking and playing, I've only knocked the pieces down once.

[Munson]

I actually feel bad for you.

Really? I've felt bad for you for a while now. Funny.

Sorry Rusty, but I really don't care how you "feel" for me, homo or no homo. I sometimes even agree with what you have to say Eagles related. But you called me a loser for not getting on the internet ASAP on a Saturday. I'm humored, and it really enhanced how bad I actually feel for your pathetic and, what must be horrifying, "life". Whatever god you beleive in, I hope he has mercy on your soul. And your genital herpes.

[Munson]

Every time I play Risk with my neighbors I get my ass whipped, baaaad. Imagine that.

We sit around drinking and playing, I've only knocked the pieces down once.

The laast and only time I ever played Risk drunk, I was convinced I could hold onto Asia. Kamchatka proved to be a fun place to be eliminated from the game.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

But you called me a loser for not getting on the internet ASAP on a Saturday.

FYI, as you haven't seemed to pick up on it yet...

rjs' comment to you was inflammatory but obviously spot-on, for 3 reasons:

1.  you're in the "loser" bracket of the tournament
2.  he believes in truth you are a loser in general
3.  he knew it would get to you, even if it was effortless and took little imagination


You're proving him right, and then some.  Your unrelenting and desperate attempt at defense is like Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop covering Joey Jurevicius in the 2002 NFC Championship game.  You're just not going to catch up once you've fallen behind this far.

[Munson]

But you called me a loser for not getting on the internet ASAP on a Saturday.

FYI, as you haven't seemed to pick up on it yet...

rjs' comment to you was inflammatory but obviously spot-on, for 3 reasons:

1.  you're in the "loser" bracket of the tournament
2.  he believes in truth you are a loser in general
3.  he knew it would get to you, even if it was effortless and took little imagination


You're proving him right, and then some.  Your unrelenting and desperate attempt at defense is like Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop covering Joey Jurevicius in the 2002 NFC Championship game.  You're just not going to catch up once you've fallen behind this far.

Hah! My response was a simple apology and a simple explination as to why it took me a day to take my turn, with a slight inferrence to a few of you having no lives because you're bitching at me for not being around the computer on a saturday. It seems like you guys got a little sensative about that comment, if anything. "Got to me" is about as much of an exaggeration as saying Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop actually "covered" Joe Jurevicius on that play.

[rjs246]

FYI, as you haven't seemed to pick up on it yet...

rjs' comment to you was inflammatory but obviously spot-on, for 3 reasons:

1.  you're in the "loser" bracket of the tournament
2.  he believes in truth you are a loser in general
3.  he knew it would get to you, even if it was effortless and took little imagination


You're proving him right, and then some.  Your unrelenting and desperate attempt at defense is like Levon Kirkland and Blaine Bishop covering Joey Jurevicius in the 2002 NFC Championship game.  You're just not going to catch up once you've fallen behind this far.

I can break it down in a much simpler way:
No sense of humor about oneself + Idiotic opinions on everything + Excessive wordiness + An inability to recognize and accept that you've been beaten = Euthenasia.

It would be a mercy killing in this case. No doubt.

[Munson]

Excessive wordiness? Euthenasia, AKA another form of saying "i hope you die."?

Rusty, there's no competing with you.



I've been beaten? By what? A idiotic loser (see "Loser": guy who bitches when someone isn't on the computer on a Saturday) who complains about everything and anything?

Sorry Rusty, never entered that contest. It's probably some kind of sin to beat up on the short bus riders. But I love how much you think I care. It's almost sweet. And creepy.

[rjs246]

It isn't even a little surprising that you have no idea what 'wordiness' means.

[Munson]

It isn't even a little surprising that you have no idea what 'wordiness' means.

I know what it means, I'm just wondering why you thought that was a good idea to use in an insult.

You don't possibly think that as some type of "burn", do you?

[hbionic]

risk is for winnars!

[Diomedes]

I don't think I've ever read a post that screams out in more desperate fashion, "I so badly want you to think I'm cool!"

Proof positive that you don't read my posts.