The Booze Thread

[Rome]

Also the world's oldest beer has been discovered at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

Heard about that.  That's gotta be some skunky ass beer by now. 

Sunlight causes skunkiness. So no. Dummy.

Diners, Drive-ins and Dives would be great except that the host is intolerable and needs to be ritualistically butchered.

Man Vs. Food has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The host should be eaten by starving children.

I don't recall a more factually accurate post ever being posted on especially the last thought.

[Drunkmasterflex]

Man vs. Food is a solid show, you have to take it for what it is and not read too much into douche bags. 

My buddy gave me a bottle of Private Stock and a bottle of 7 for checking on his dogs this weekend.  I don't think there is a better drink for the price than a 7 and 7.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I just killed an entire large bottle of Crown Black during a live fantasy draft and was officially the drunk icehole the entire time.

14 team league.  My starters:

McNabb - lol
Adrian Peterson - yes, the good one
Cedric Benson
Andre Johnson
Hines Ward
Brent Celek
Matt Prater
Dallas D
Julius Peppers
Will Smith - sacks are worth 3 points but INT's are worth 2 - weird

Bench:

ROFLburger
Crayton
Sproles
Bernard Scott
New England
Mike Williams - TB Rookie

DRAFTING WHILE DRUNK WILL KILL YOU

Oh, and Carson Palmer was on the board when I took Big Ben as my backup.

[mussa]

Gordon's Ale is on tap at a local bar. Monday I had two plus multiple beers and I ended up calling in to work because I was so hammered. Last night had one and it sent me over the edge again. 9.2% tastes like heaven, but it will wreck your next day...

[phattymatty]

pretty sure i tried to drive a bulldozer down a city street last night.

[Sgt PSN]

What was her name?

[ice grillin you]

pretty sure i tried to drive a bulldozer down a city street last night.

pretty sure ive destroyed your bottle of dickel today

[phattymatty]

good. george never lets you down.

[SunMo]

i tried glenlivet scotch on saturday night and almost threw up...what farging disgusting shtein.


then i had a vanilla java porter...it was wonderful.  i need to find more.

[Diomedes]

dickel is a high value booze

[Drunkmasterflex]

i tried glenlivet scotch on saturday night and almost threw up...what farging disgusting shtein.


then i had a vanilla java porter...it was wonderful.  i need to find more.

I don't know much about scotch other than I like it.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Glenlivet is a Speyside, which puts it in some pretty good company. Much better than the Islays in my book. Still, your basic Glenlivet is nice, but rather unimpressive. Of that variety, I actually like The Balvenie, especially the ones that are finished in port or sherry wood casks.

[ice grillin you]

trust me it has nothing to do with the quality or intracacies of scotch....johnny cakes loves lime and vanilla beers....he isnt exactly a guy that is going to like straight liquor of any kind...much less scotch which i agree is beyond hideous

one of my favorites is me him and our girls in nyc getting offered a free shot...they are all "you mean like coffee with a shot of kaluah?"...i was like this shtein is free in a bar where a miller like bottle is six bucks im getting something hard....and i order some firewater type rail bourbon...the look on all three of their faces after trying it was something to behold and had me dying...needless to say ole havas was in for four shots that nite (for the record it really was almost undrinkable and i love bourbon)

[Seabiscuit36]

Scotch is great, but people who have an acquired taste of Lime Beers just arent ready for the full taste of a good scotch. 

[ice grillin you]

i despise lime beers and hate scotch more

good scotch is one of the bigger oxymorons in life