Things you hate waiting for. (Spinoff of the Hate Thread).

Started by hbionic, October 17, 2006, 07:05:13 PM

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hbionic

I hate waiting for the UPS guy as he keeps my day hostage! farg him! :boom

Also, I hate waiting for a .99 cent cheeseburger at McDonalds inside, thinking I was going to get it faster than waiting in the long line at the drive through and then realizing those fargers forgot my order!  :boom
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


PhillyPhreak54

The cable company.

"We'll be there between 0800 and 1200"

And then they end up showing up an hour after they told you they'd be there. Sorry I can't sit home all day and wait for them.

I also despise waiting in traffic. I hate it. I have thoughts of road rage every day.

Father Demon

Solution:  Home Office.

Of course, that probably isn't a good idea in your line of work.
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SD_Eagle5

I hate shelling money out for school then having to wait till halfway through the semester to get my G.I. Bill money. I hate even more having to call the bitch who controls this shtein to make sure she's transmitting my enrollment.

Geowhizzer

I hate waiting for:


  • Parents to show up for conferences.
  • The Eagles defense to stop a @#&^&^@#$& drive.
  • Bunkley78 to make any sense.
  • Pat Burrell to swing at a 2-strike fastball down the middle.
  • The Phillies to make the playoffs.
  • A team- ANY team- from Philadelphia to win a major championship.
  • For the guy from India to tell me to shut down the computer for the 1,756th time for a problem that I, my 3-year-old and Corky can identify, before finally agreeing to allow me to send it in for the free repairs.
  • Friday at 4:15


Phanatic

I hate waiting for middle managers farging make a decision. If you can't come to a consensus over shtein you don't understand then get a new damn job and let someone who understands what they are doing take over!!

:boom
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Susquehanna Birder

I talked about this before, but it's worthy of repeating:

I hate waiting to make a left turn across oncoming traffic at an intersection, when the going-straight yahoo facing me decides to be Prince Charming and tries to wave me through. Especially when there is nobody behind him. Dude, just go through the intersection, and I'll turn when it's safe and legal. I hate having to wait for you to get a clue.

Diomedes

I hate waiting for the man.  I came with the money, now bring the goddamned drugs!!  I can go elsewhere, you know??  (And wait there..)
I hate waiting for the doctor to treat me like I'm bothering him for the whole three minutes he deigns to see me.
I hate waiting for the starbucks asshats to figure out how to give me a tall coffee.
I hate waiting for the train to get to my stop when I have a bladder full of piss.

that's enough for now
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hbionic

Quote from: hbionic on October 17, 2006, 07:05:13 PM
I hate waiting for the UPS guy as he keeps my day hostage! farg him! :boom

He finally got here close to 6pm. icehole.

I hate that left turn arrow at the intersection by my house. It's literally about 3 seconds long. icehole farging light.

I hate making pancakes or toasting waffles only to find out I didn't have any syrup! :boom
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


rjs246

1. My next drink.
2. Retirement.
3. Babe of the week.
4. Anything that I want right now.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: hbionic on October 17, 2006, 09:47:47 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 17, 2006, 07:05:13 PM
I hate waiting for the UPS guy as he keeps my day hostage! farg him! :boom

He finally got here close to 6pm. icehole.

I hate that left turn arrow at the intersection by my house. It's literally about 3 seconds long. icehole farging light.

I hate making pancakes or toasting waffles only to find out I didn't have any syrup! :boom

Dude...you're drifting off-topic.   :deion

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Sgt PSN

I hate waiting for my bags to come off the plane. 

I hate waiting in line at the grocery store.....especially is some doooooooshbag in front of me is writing a check for like $6.  It's the 21st century dook, get a farging check card.

I hate waiting for the cashier to get off his/her cell phone. 

I hate waiting at the bar for a drink while the bartender serves every big breasted slut that walks up after me. 

I hate waiting for Chuggie's mom to finish eating so I can farg her so I usually end up farging her while she's eating. 

I hate waiting 6 months to see my kids.

I hate waiting for the last 30 minutes of the work day to pass. 

I hate waiting for the news/sportcenter/etc to show the story they've been pimping prior to every commercial break. 

I hate waiting for her period to stop. 


Rome

^ The check-writing thing at the supermarket is ridiculous.  Some fat broad wrote a check in front of me last week and she had two items: A carton of smokes and a newspaper.  You mean to tell me you don't have $10 in your pocket??  You have to write a check for that??

Idiots.   :-D


I hate waiting for tickets from Ticketmaster.  I ordered tickets for the Tampa game in July and they still hadn't gotten to my house as of yesterday.  I called them and they said the tickets were sent out in September.  Uhhh... no they weren't.  As of last week, they still hadn't been sent out according to the idiot I spoke to then.  I had them cancel the tickets and re-issue them via Ticketfast.  The operator tried to charge me for the Ticketfast tickets until I asked to speak to a supervisor.   I guess she decided it wasn't worth getting her supervisor involved in things, so she sent them to me for free instead.

mussa

I hate waiting for people to shut the hell up when your at a good concert of a band you love and there are people that insist that it's a social event when the music is playing. It's usually women. They are usually yapping so loud you can barely hear the music. Or they are on cell phones. Shut the farg up, your at a concert. Listen to the god damn music and shut your yap.

I hate waiting for iceholes in the passing lane who insist on driving the speed limit in that lane for longer than needed. Get the farg over.

I hate waiting for website to load. Especially this one. HA

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