Can I get a F-A-R-G Dallas?

[rjs246]

I'm going to shotgun a lot of beer this weekend.

[mikey418]

FARG DALLAS AND PARCELLS' STUSSY!!!

[Beermonkey]

I'm going to shotgun a lot of beer this weekend.

I'm going to shotgun a lot of beer at lunch.

Are you coming Sunday?

[rjs246]

I will be there Sunday. There was no chance I was missing TO's return to Philly. This will be my first soiree into actually meeting internet people in the flesh... I swore it would never happen. bastiches.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Don't forget to tweeze your eyebrows and do your hair just right.

P.S.  FARG DALLAS.

[rjs246]

I'm getting a 'British Wax' this week. From what I can tell that means they put extra hair on your eyebrows.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I'm getting a 'British Wax' this week. From what I can tell that means they put extra hair on your eyebrows.

Just don't let them touch your teeth, and while you're at it have some secks with the sister city of Ft. Worth.

[rjs246]

I'm pretty sure everyone here has a penis.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Except Dallas fans, who are obviously all penisless, except their "woman" fans.

farg Dallas.

[Beermonkey]

I will be there Sunday. There was no chance I was missing TO's return to Philly. This will be my first soiree into actually meeting internet people in the flesh... I swore it would never happen. bastiches.

We're all as physically deformed & socially awkward in person as you may imagine, so you won't have to worry about impressing.

What's your favorite type of shot? Kamikazes? Red Death?

[SD_Eagle5]

I will be there Sunday. There was no chance I was missing TO's return to Philly. This will be my first soiree into actually meeting internet people in the flesh... I swore it would never happen. bastiches.

We're all as physically deformed & socially awkward in person as you may imagine, so you won't have to worry about impressing.

What's your favorite type of shot? Kamikazes? Red Death?

Gallon of Alabama Slammer?

[rjs246]

I'm not too worried about impressing. At this point I can only imagine that the real me is quite different than what you jerks would imagine me to look like. And I hate shots. Hence I will drink whatever you put in front of me as they all taste like gasoline and get the job done. I prefer to shotgun.

[Beermonkey]

I will be there Sunday. There was no chance I was missing TO's return to Philly. This will be my first soiree into actually meeting internet people in the flesh... I swore it would never happen. bastiches.

We're all as physically deformed & socially awkward in person as you may imagine, so you won't have to worry about impressing.

What's your favorite type of shot? Kamikazes? Red Death?

Gallon of Alabama Slammer?

I made them for the Giants game & everyone cried about them, so they're out for this one. Are you going to be there?

[Beermonkey]

I'm not too worried about impressing. At this point I can only imagine that the real me is quite different than what you jerks would imagine me to look like. And I hate shots. Hence I will drink whatever you put in front of me as they all taste like gasoline and get the job done. I prefer to shotgun.

OK, beer bongs then. See you there.

[PhillyPhreak54]

who cried about the slammers? Those things are pretty damn good.