Cowboys/Eagles Game

[ice grillin you]

gcobb from practice

westbrook sat out
lito looks real good
hanson 'seems to know what hes doing now' and looks better

andy told him westbrooks knee went down then started to fill with some more fluid and they dont want to aggrevate it before the game

assistant coach told him that they think stallworths hammy is gonna be a problem all year and that he needs to find a way to train them properly so he can be 'dependable'

[SD_Eagle5]

Thought this was pretty funny:

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You'd think with all that work, he'd at least spell "Terrell" correct.

[ice grillin you]

lil timmy is gonna be singing sunday

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

lil timmy is gonna be singing sunday

I'd change my prediction if I had a few (more) 7&7's in me.

[PhillyGirl]

lil timmy is gonna be singing sunday

  gives me goosebumps every time

[Drunkmasterflex]

lil timmy is gonna be singing sunday

  gives me goosebumps every time

Is that the kid that sang for the NFCCG against Atlanta.

[Beermonkey]

lil timmy is gonna be singing sunday

  gives me goosebumps every time

Is that the kid that sang for the NFCCG against Atlanta.

I love that little guy.

I doubt it's going be as violent on Sunday as some think, but there's definitely going to be a playoff-caliber atmosphere.

[PhillyGirl]

He was born prematurely at 26 weeks, diagnosed with mild cerebral palsy and retinopathy of prematurity (both retinas were detached). Timmy is no stranger to hospitals, having spent more than four months in intensive care after coming into the world. At birth, he weighed slightly less than two pounds.

He's blind in both eyes and he's now 11 years old.

[phattymatty]

odds on some of the fans most likely to be ejected from this weekend's Eagles/Cowboys game


Goateed Man With Own Name on Back of Eagles Jersey: 4/1

The Great Northeast's finest love to spend their hard earned money at Modell's to get their last names stitched on the back of a McNabb jersey. These people want to prove that they're not just fans: They're super fans! Beware of that squatty fella in the black and green. Hey, you can't treat him that way. Don't you know who that is? That's ol' number 5. Dinunzio.
Most likely to be thrown out for: Punch thrown at yellow jacketed security guard.



Man Wearing Sweatpants: 3/1

Fresh off the morning shift at Magglio's Sausage, this guy will smell like a mix of bracciole and Kools and had spent the last 10 minutes before kickoff shot-gunning beers behind Chickie's and Pete's. Once at the game, the first penalty flag will set him off in a profanity-laced tirade about the inconsistencies of holding penalties articulated most effectively by starting the "Azzzz-ole" chant.
Most likely to be thrown out for: Urinating in popcorn box at seat.



Dumpy Young Woman in Gray Hooded Sweatshirt and Pink Eagles Baseball Hat: 4/1

Even though she spent all night partying at Brownie's 23 East until 3 a.m. the night before (she knew the bartender), this classy young lady will still rally enough to wake up at 8:30 a.m. to meet the gang down at Pole 8 for some tailgating. She'll be wearing flip-flops, pounding Yuenglings and taking countless pictures of her and her friends with her cellphone. But don't be fooled by the raspy voice, the raucous laughter and how friendly she is to everyone in her section. Go ahead: Ask her to please stop kicking your chair. Or screaming in your ear. Or spilling beer on your wife's back. See how she reacts.
Most likely thrown out for: Spitting at Landmark concession stand vendor who cut her off before halftime.



Dudes in Mike Zordich Jerseys: 3/1

Treat them the same way you treat guys who own pick-up truck with confederate flag mud flaps. The Zordiches (Zordich-i?) cheer the loudest right before kickoff, but halfway through the first quarter, their attention span will turn to stealthily pouring their Hawaiian Punch Rum Runners into white plastic cups, not so tastefully requesting any woman in their section to take their tops off and pointing out people who "need their ass kicked."
Most likely to be tossed out for: Throwing empty cup at black guy in Roy Williams jersey three rows down.

The Black Guy in the Roy Williams Jersey: 1/1

Hey, he probably said something to provoke it.
Most likely to be thrown out for: Causing scene over alleged "cup" thrown at him during game.

[Seabiscuit36]

    is MDS gonna rock the Zordich jersey

[BigEd76]

  good stuff

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

I saw a Zordich jersey on Monday night.

The guy wearing it was sitting next to a guy wearing a #73 Ron Heller.

[PhillyPhreak54]

CSN clip; Bledsoe is begging the Eagles to blitz him

Dudes got some big ears. And some brass balls. I hope he has his jaw broken.

[MDS]

Great article, I wish I got a Zordich jersey back in the day.