06/07 Phillies Offseason Thread

[rjs246]

Wow, what a great athlete.

farging baseball players.

[Rome]

"I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player." - John Kruk

[Geowhizzer]

The new Bull.

[phattymatty]

Jon Leiber's truck

how the hell can that thing only seat seven?  farging rich hicks.

[Wingspan]

Ryan Howard's HR Celebration for 2007...

[MDS]

MVP of the buffet line.

D+

[SD_Eagle5]

I was watching CSNs sportrise this morning and made a remark to my g/f that Howard looked like he gained a few pounds. She doesn't know much about sports but knows who Howard is and agreed. At first I thought it was because he had a lot of clothes on but that picture doesn't lie...he packed on some weight. Thankfully he plays first and hits homeruns so being lean doesn't help.

[ice grillin you]

he needs the cabbage soup johnson...it works wonders for fatties around the world

[SunMo]

i hope that fatass hits 60 bombs this year

[rjs246]

I hope he hits 100 dingers so I can continue to laugh at the obvious fact that baseball is not a sport but rather a passtime. Some sort of competetive drinking game gone way out of control.

[mpmcgraw]

the only drinking game you would suck at i suppose. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Is Howard's VORP lower now that he looks like the fat kid from "Old School"?

[mpmcgraw]

higher. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Why, because the average replacement player would have a BMI under 47?  I see.

[SunMo]

it's no coincidence that VORP spelled backwards is AIDS