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PoopyfaceMcGee

#15
August 31, 2006, 10:49:06 AM Last Edit: August 31, 2006, 10:53:09 AM by FFatPatt
If someone were to guess the script for this A.J. conference before-hand, it would be almost exact.

No questions or mentions of Heather Mitts yet.  C'mon, Press Corps!

Diomedes

#16
August 31, 2006, 10:53:28 AM
He actually said, "Yeah, I'd be happy to let Dio have an hour and a half with Heather in a hotel room, but only if he brings along his bisexual girlfriend and a pile of cocaine too."
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PoopyfaceMcGee

#17
August 31, 2006, 10:58:35 AM Last Edit: August 31, 2006, 11:01:34 AM by FFatPatt
Dave has a gay contest going on where he says there is one guy currently on the roster that he is surprised is still on the team, even at this point.  First person to guess correctly wins some sort of signed memorabilia (edit:  an autographed hat).

It's not Bruce Perry or Darrell Lee.  Also not Sampy, Gasperson, or Matt Ware.

Diomedes

#18
August 31, 2006, 11:01:16 AM
Dhani.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

PhillyPhanInDC

#19
August 31, 2006, 11:02:24 AM
Stefan Rodgers.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

MURP

#20
August 31, 2006, 11:03:17 AM
dont know why he would be surprised about anyone .. they need a lot of scrub fodder to play this last preseason game. 

phattymatty

#21
August 31, 2006, 11:06:55 AM
Jonas Crafts

who the hell is this guy.  i noticed in a fantasy draft yesterday that this guy is listed in yahoo as TE for the Eagles.  i have nver heard of him.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#22
August 31, 2006, 11:08:08 AM
Dave is strongly hinting that the team will keep Gaffney.

His reasoning:
--Gaffney has been improving and playing well in practice, while McCants has been declining
--If they cut McCants, he would probably still be "on the streets" if they needed him back, whereas that probably wouldn't be the case with Gaffney.
--Baskett, Avant, and Lewis can all play special teams, so not a big deal that Gaffney really doesn't.

WR's: Brown, Stallworth, Gaffney, Avant, Baskett, Lewis - there we are

PhillyPhanInDC

#23
August 31, 2006, 11:08:27 AM
MOTHERfargER! I was right! BITCH.

Gimme my shtein Dave!
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#24
August 31, 2006, 11:08:36 AM
PhillyPhaninDC is teh winnar.

PhillyPhreak54

#25
August 31, 2006, 11:09:43 AM
Quote from: phattymatty on August 31, 2006, 11:06:55 AM
Jonas Crafts

who the hell is this guy.  i noticed in a fantasy draft yesterday that this guy is listed in yahoo as TE for the Eagles.  i have nver heard of him.

He never showed up at Lehigh. They had him on the roster along with Corey Peoples and Jeremy Caudill for awhile but they never practiced at all. Then they just disappeared from the roster.

You should draft him though. Excellent prospect.

PhillyPhanInDC

#26
August 31, 2006, 11:09:46 AM
What does he win? A hat? Signed by who? Stefan Rogers?
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#27
August 31, 2006, 11:10:07 AM
Really smart of Dave to give the phone number and directions to claim the prize live.

I'm sure the actual winner will be the only guy to call.  Ha!

PhillyPhanInDC

#28
August 31, 2006, 11:12:28 AM
By mid-season Avant is going to make Gaffney very expendable. There is no way Gaffney gets extended. I think by seasons end it'll be:

Brown
Stallworth
Avant
Baskett
Lewis
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#29
August 31, 2006, 11:15:30 AM
Agreed.  Avant was drafted to be the tough guy in the slot for years to come.

I don't think they ever had any delusions about Avant playing the outside.  His strength is his toughness, route-running, and hands.  He's not tall and he's not fast in a straight line.
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