Hank Baskett Hysteria

Started by MURP, August 03, 2006, 02:44:34 PM

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Feva

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 17, 2006, 04:53:22 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on August 17, 2006, 03:55:23 PM
Quote from: ice grillin you on August 17, 2006, 03:49:37 PM
he wants to chill in igy's hyperbolic chamber...he just doesnt know it yet

How similar is that to TO's hyperbaric chamber?

They're identical except that after sleeping in igy's hyperbolic chamber you wake up hating white linebackers and craving Sean Taylor's man parts. 

:-D
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

sallad selgae

This thread has gone to Hell in a Hank Baskett.
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phattymatty

you are all horribly unfunny.

PhillyPhanInDC

Hank the Tank was stellar last night.  :yay
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Rome

matty has officially been promoted from the rank of Captain Obvious to Major Obvious.

Well done, sir.

:yay

Sgt PSN

Quote from: Jerome99RIP on August 18, 2006, 12:24:16 PM
matty has officially been promoted from the rank of Captain Obvious to Major Obvious.

Well done, sir.

:yay

Sweet.  The best part about someone getting promoted is we all get to put our drinks on his tab. 

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: Sgt PSN on August 18, 2006, 02:12:27 PM
Sweet.  The best part about someone getting promoted is we all get to put our drinks on his tab. 

And savage punches and stabbings to collar bones. GAUNTLET BITCHES!
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

bowzer

One of the nerds on yahoo fantasy football had his list of sleepers of whatever and used one of the horrible puns in this thread.   

He said something like, a ticket , a taskett, you should draft hank baskett...

sallad selgae

Journalism at its very bestest.
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harrahs80


Feva

"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

MURP

Ninja death crew WR's.  nice. 

MURP

Baskett was on the radio tonight talking with Merrill Reese.   Reese asked him how he was able to get this offense down so quick.   Baskett said that during mini camp he took a ton of notes about all of the plays.  When minicamp is over the players have to give their playbooks back until they get them again at training camp.  Baskett said during that time period he had all of these plays and notes written down and he studied them all the time.  So when training camp started he already had a lot of time put into it.    I couldnt help but think that all these years the difference was the coaches taking the fargin playbooks back in between camps so no other teams got their hands on it... and the rookie WR's were too dumb to copy some shtein down before hand.   damn you Na Brown.

Sgt PSN

Quote from: MURP on September 05, 2006, 11:17:55 PM
I couldnt help but think that all these years the difference was the coaches taking the fargin playbooks back in between camps so no other teams got their hands on it

I bet Nate Wayne had something to do with that. 

PhillyPhreak54

Shawn Barber, Sassy. You know - the guy who you berated for leaving the Eagles. :P