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Recent DEA Ketamine Cases


DEA Arrests 8 in
International Ketamine Distribution Ring


The new smuggling trick:
Aquafina water bottles with a hidden compartment for drugs.

Today the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) in Miami, together with the U.S. Attorney's Office announce the arrest of eight defendants involved in an international ketamine distribution ring which has been operating in South Florida for the past year. Several local police departments and federal agencies assisted in this investigation: Miami Beach Police Department, Broward County Sheriff's Office, Coral Gables Police Department, United States Secret Service, City of Miami Police Department, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms, Internal Revenue Service.
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[Diomedes]

Ketamine is a helluva drug.

[Seabiscuit36]

Yeah it is, i went back into the dark ages on that shtein

[QB Eagles]

If Ronnie Mex got busted for special K, that'd be even more entertaining than him getting busted for weed.

[MURP]

thanks biscuit

[BigEd76]

SNL takes shots at Vick 

[Rome]

That reminds me of the SNL skit, "heavy sarcasm" from the '70s.

[rjs246]

I was laughing pretty hard at that shtein last night. I hope he was watching, I can only imagine the great sounds bites he'll provide as a result. "I ain't no joke." "I demand respeck." "Why don't they say that shtein to my face?"

[Feva]

Pretty good... 

Btw... as a result of that incident... Vick lost his endorsement with AirTran... the airline he was trying to board.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ron Mexico loves herpes, and Mike Vick loves weed.

[QB Eagles]

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was not carrying marijuana or another illegal substance at the Miami airport and will be exonerated, league sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen on Sunday.

On Wednesday, Vick surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that authorities believed smelled like marijuana and contained a substance in a hidden compartment. Vick was not arrested and was allowed to board his flight to Atlanta.

Miami police had said it could take weeks to decide whether charges would be filed against Vick, a three-time Pro-Bowler.

A Falcons team source confirmed that the team expects to hear something formal by Monday.

[Geowhizzer]

Why ruin a good joke?

[Feva]

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was not carrying marijuana or another illegal substance at the Miami airport and will be exonerated, league sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen on Sunday.

On Wednesday, Vick surrendered a water bottle to security at Miami International Airport that authorities believed smelled like marijuana and contained a substance in a hidden compartment. Vick was not arrested and was allowed to board his flight to Atlanta.

Miami police had said it could take weeks to decide whether charges would be filed against Vick, a three-time Pro-Bowler.

A Falcons team source confirmed that the team expects to hear something formal by Monday.

I don't buy this for a number of reasons.

1. If he wasn't carrying weed... why would Blank, McKay and Petrino chew his ass out like they did?  All Mexico would have to say is "It wasn't weed."  They didn't defend him at all in their press conferences... which they would have if they had any doubts from what Vick told them.

2. How many substances are out there that smell like marijuana?  It has a pretty distinctive smell to it as far as I know... but if any of you druggies know any different, feel free to educate me.

3. What other reason would he have to resist throwing the bottle away so much if he's not hiding something?  Or why even have that type of water bottle to begin with?

[QB Eagles]

I agree with #2 and #3, but as for #1, it occurs to me that Blank and Petrino are basically looking for any excuse to start Schaub next year, and this was a pretty good one.

[Feva]

Trust me... as hilarious as it'd be, there's no way Mike Vick doesn't start for the Falcons next year.

Blank, first and foremost, is a businessman.  He knows the fairweather nature of the Falcons (Vick) fans here... and he knows how fast they'll empty the dome without Vick on the field.