Who has a 4-day weekend?

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Phanatic

#15
June 30, 2006, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 30, 2006, 02:55:44 PM
My company sent an email yesterday giving us an extra holiday on Monday, due to the "inconvenient timing of a Tuesday holiday." 

Happy Independence Day to all!  Be safe, grill animal carcasses, and drink plenty of adult beverages.

That sounds like a step up from the last company you worked for... the one that was bought by this one...
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Father Demon

#16
June 30, 2006, 06:34:50 PM
Quote from: Phanatic on June 30, 2006, 04:29:29 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 30, 2006, 02:55:44 PM
My company sent an email yesterday giving us an extra holiday on Monday, due to the "inconvenient timing of a Tuesday holiday." 

Happy Independence Day to all!  Be safe, grill animal carcasses, and drink plenty of adult beverages.

That sounds like a step up from the last company you worked for... the one that was bought by this one...

A bit better, at least in this regard!   :yay
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Drunkmasterflex

#17
June 30, 2006, 06:42:16 PM
MDS, the answer is obvious you are fargin gay.

Oh, I also have a 4 day.  I plan on making a trip down to Austin.
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Geowhizzer

#18
June 30, 2006, 08:07:53 PM
I have 31 more days on my extended weekend.

PhillyPhanInDC

#19
June 30, 2006, 09:11:35 PM
We have the Tuesday off. Monday is "optional". What the farg does that mean? We're sitting in a meeting ("none of us is as dumb as all of us") when my boss says that, and some guy interupted and asked if my boss actually expected anyone to show up. I silently cheered for my soon-to-be canned colleague. I'm taking that Monday off like it was a copped butter joint on sale. I'll probably spend the day hitting raw potatoes with an aluminum bat, or spraying my neighbor's stupid, barking farging dog with my garden hose.
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Father Demon

#20
June 30, 2006, 09:58:08 PM
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"none of us is as dumb as all of us"

What the hell does that even mean???
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PoopyfaceMcGee

#21
June 30, 2006, 11:00:29 PM
Masses are asses.

PhillyPhreak54

#22
July 01, 2006, 02:57:36 AM
Yeah, I'll be working 16 hours on Monday and 12 hours on Tuesday.

Yay me.

Sgt PSN

#23
July 01, 2006, 10:33:51 AM
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on July 01, 2006, 02:57:36 AM
Yeah, I'll be working 16 hours on Monday and 12 hours on Tuesday.

Yay me.

You should be a fleshpop and throw a huge Independence Day celebration at the prison.  Just to  rub it in. 

Phanatic

#24
July 01, 2006, 12:06:14 PM
Quote from: PhillyPhaninDC on June 30, 2006, 09:11:35 PM
We have the Tuesday off. Monday is "optional". What the farg does that mean? We're sitting in a meeting ("none of us is as dumb as all of us") when my boss says that, and some guy interupted and asked if my boss actually expected anyone to show up. I silently cheered for my soon-to-be canned colleague. I'm taking that Monday off like it was a copped butter joint on sale. I'll probably spend the day hitting raw potatoes with an aluminum bat, or spraying my neighbor's stupid, barking farging dog with my garden hose.

Dude your colleague is getting a promotion...
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PhillyPhanInDC

#25
July 01, 2006, 01:26:01 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on June 30, 2006, 09:58:08 PM
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"none of us is as dumb as all of us"

What the hell does that even mean???

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

mussa

#26
July 01, 2006, 02:27:47 PM
i have the next week off. im out in pittsburgh partying all weekend with friends out here. went to see NIN last night, barbacue today, renting party boats tomorrow and driking all day on a lake tomorrow.  wednesday - sunday i'll be in upstate new york. holler....my liver hates me already and im one day deep
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Sgt PSN

#27
July 01, 2006, 04:25:08 PM
Your liver is probably begging you to quit drinking all that Zima but I'm certain it has better things to say about you than your sphincter does.  Queer. 

Drunkmasterflex

#28
July 03, 2006, 05:41:37 PM
So much for my 4 day weekend I got a call about any hour ago, I have to watch some AWOL piece of trash at the ICU.  He likes to take off for a couple of weeks at a time and do lots of crack and blow.  This is like the 4th or 5th time he has done this in 4 months.  I want to kill him right now.  God damn it! I just started drinking, so much for that. :bash
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#29
July 03, 2006, 06:44:33 PM
I'm at work now and here 'til midnight... and the same tomorrow.

Doesn't mean I'll be sober the whole time.
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