Unbelievably crazy and surreal story

Started by PhillyGirl, June 01, 2006, 02:50:06 PM

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PhillyGirl

"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Zanshin

Yep, that falls under the "farged up" category.

Geowhizzer

I read that earlier.  The girls' faces had to have  been pretty messed up that it took dental records to figure out which was which, when her "parents" were in the room with her for five weeks.

Such a strange story.

hbionic

Life punches you in the gut...alot...but sometimes it goes straight for your sack.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


rjs246

Does a threesome with a dead girl and girl in a coma count?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyPhanInDC

Quote from: rjs246 on June 01, 2006, 03:03:10 PM
Does a threesome with a dead girl and girl in a coma count?

Yeah, but it's probably a lot like jumping out of a hot tub and right away doing a wicked can-opener into a pool.
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mussa

I smell a lawsuit!! Its the american waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!  :deion :deion :deion
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MadMarchHare

No amount of pain cannot be overcome by enough money.
Anyone but Reid.

hbionic

Quote from: MadMarchHare on June 01, 2006, 03:39:21 PM
No amount of pain cannot be overcome by enough money.

My fee schedule is as follows:

Bang my elbow-   $100
Paper cut-            $500
Bang my knee-     $500
Biting my tongue- $500
Sore back-            $750
Charlie Horse-      $1,000
Hemmoroids-        $2,500
Tooth Ache-          $5,000
Twist my ankle-    $7,000
Stub my toe-        $10,000
Kick in the sack-   $15,000
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05


Wingspan

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BigEd76

So Cerak's family paid for the funeral of someone else.  I wonder how that's going to play out....

PoopyfaceMcGee

Quote from: BigEd76 on June 02, 2006, 11:14:38 AM
So Cerak's family paid for the funeral of someone else.  I wonder how that's going to play out....

I'm guessing they don't care much now that their daughter's alive.  Both families will probably sue someone else.

Phanatic

Maybe with the medical bills the other family had to pay it's a wash.
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