Ode to Scrapple

[SD_Eagle5]

[rant] Speaking of home fries (hash browns, actually) what part of the term hash 'BROWNS' don't servers at restaurants understand?

Potatoes that are served as "hash browns" are supposed to be cooked golden brown and preferably well-done.  They're not supposed to looked like f'n hunks of baked potatoes when they're served.  What's worse is when you actually ask them to be served well done only to have them come out nearly raw.  Just sickening.

The other thing I don't get about restaurants is when you order iced tea with lemon.  Why do they refuse (or even worse, forget) to give you another slice of lemon with a refill?   If you order iced tea with lemon initially, do they think for some reason that you won't want it again on a refill?

I blame poor training of the servers in these joints.  Being a professional server is a tough job, no doubt about it.  But for God's sake, show a little fricken pride in your performance, already. [/end rant]

Ran into that all the time in Cali. The waitress would bring out my dish and I was like what the farg is this? Now I'm hungry which sucks because I'm on super-diet-summer-cutdown-mode right now. Yeah, I'm basically a chick.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

As long as you see that already, then there isn't really any point in making fun of you.

So, instead... I'll just taunt you by telling you that I enjoyed the Old Timer's breakfast at Cracker Barrel Saturday morning... then I ate more than half of the wife's eggs-in-a-basket meal.  Greasy bacon.  Runny eggs.  Biscuits & gravy (and also some with apple butter).  Hashbrown casserole.  Jeezus, I want to go back to Cracker Barrel right now.

[SD_Eagle5]

As long as you see that already, then there isn't really any point in making fun of you.

Okay, Mr. South Beach 

So, instead... I'll just taunt you by telling you that I enjoyed the Old Timer's breakfast at Cracker Barrel Saturday morning... then I ate more than half of the wife's eggs-in-a-basket meal. Greasy bacon. Runny eggs. Biscuits & gravy (and also some with apple butter). Hashbrown casserole. Jeezus, I want to go back to Cracker Barrel right now.

bastich.

[ice grillin you]

We used to have Spam at our Super Bowl parties as a joke.   Teriyaki Spam, Spam with hot sauce, you name it.

try drowning it in liverwurst and onions...youd think it was london broil...and i will bbq a spam kabob that will make your groin sweat

once you spam you never wanna go back...for a real treat ill marinade spam filets in tang

i even made an armor suit out of spam cans....just in case i need one

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

When I was on South Beach, I was with teh gheys too.  No diet right now, though.  So I'm not a homo like you.

[Geowhizzer]

Scrapple.... 

[Wingspan]

once you spam you never wanna go back...for a real treat ill marinade spam filets in tang

that is the single most disgusting thing i have ever read.

[mussa]

u guys are fargin sick.  scrapple is the worst food on the earth next to sour kraut. and yes i have had it the right way.  its disgusting.  u are disgusting. now excuse me while i vomit.

[SunMo]

take your skirt off

[ice grillin you]

and then rub your box with a raw piece of scrapple

[SunMo]

dude, that could cause infection...

[MURP]

pork and sour kraut.  yum. 

[SunMo]

stay on topic..this is about scrapple love only

[MURP]

oh really? 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

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