Question of today. How do you think you're going to die?

[Seabiscuit36]

Defininitly cancer, family history says im dead in the next 15-20 years....yay

[mussa]

I'm going to die dick deep in a jar of peanut butter.




Mmmm......Skippy.

[mussa]

reese - cancer and hopefully soon

Mussa, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back? Shock me one time and say something intelligent.... and then stop swingin on my nuts Tarzan

I just love to see your replies. they are so witty, original and overall just plain fun.  ur like the coolest newbie! almost as cool as ianshockey3345566

[hbionic]

I guess dying in your sleep is for the select few.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

I guess dying in your sleep is for the select few.

Perhaps I could pass out while dick deep in my PBnJ sammich, which would allow me to die peaceful in my nightmare racked sleep.

[Eagles 3x]

playing russian roulette while sitting at the computer
                                                             

[mussa]

your crazy

[ice grillin you]

i hope i dont go out like this....


Alabama booster died after a fall, police say

Associated Press

MEMPHIS - A University of Alabama football booster died when he hit his head in an accidental fall at home, rather than being slain as first thought, police said yesterday.

Police initially described the death of 65-year-old Logan Young as a bloody slaying after a fierce struggle but quit calling it a homicide a day later.

"We treated it as a homicide, the most serious, and put the puzzle together," Police Director Larry Godwin said.

Homicide Lt. Joe Scott said police believe Young tripped while carrying a salad and soft drink up a set of stairs and hit his head on an iron railing. The fall onto the railing opened a large gash across the top of Young's head and he dropped to the floor bleeding profusely, Scott said at a news conference.

After lying on the floor for some time, Young got up and walked, bleeding, through several rooms of his spacious, two-story house before ending up in his second-floor bedroom, Scott added. His housekeeper found the body beside his bed Tuesday morning.

"There was a lot of blood," Scott said.

Young, who was divorced and lived alone, apparently tried to slow the bleeding with towels from the kitchen downstairs and a bathroom upstairs, and two towels soaked with blood were found on the bed. He walked past several telephones but did not place an emergency call, Scott said.

Young, a multimillionaire and longtime Crimson Tide booster, was convicted last year of bribing a high school football coach to steer a top recruit to Alabama. An appeal of the federal conviction on money laundering and conspiracy charges was pending when he died.

A recruiting scandal focused on Young played a part in an NCAA investigation that led to sanctions against Alabama in 2002.

Scott said a preliminary report from the medical examiner backed up the crime-scene work of his investigators, though police could not say if Young died from blood loss, brain damage or some other cause. The medical examiner was expected to release a report late yesterday.

Police first described Young's death as a homicide because of the blood found throughout the house, Godwin said.

Authorities are still waiting for forensic test results and the investigation is classified as ongoing, though investigators are confident of their conclusions, Godwin said.

Scott said investigators began to alter their homicide theory when they could find no blood splatters consistent with an attacker swinging a club, knife or other weapon.

They found no signs of a break-in and money and other valuables in plain view were not disturbed, he said.

Police believe Young died late Monday night or early Tuesday.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

Alabama booster died after a fall, police say

Associated Press

MEMPHIS - A University of Alabama football booster died when he hit his head in an accidental fall at home, rather than being slain as first thought, police said yesterday.

Police initially described the death of 65-year-old Logan Young as a bloody slaying after a fierce struggle but quit calling it a homicide a day later.

"We treated it as a homicide, the most serious, and put the puzzle together," Police Director Larry Godwin said.

Homicide Lt. Joe Scott said police believe Young tripped while carrying a salad and soft drink up a set of stairs and hit his head on an iron railing. The fall onto the railing opened a large gash across the top of Young's head and he dropped to the floor bleeding profusely, Scott said at a news conference.

After lying on the floor for some time, Young got up and walked, bleeding, through several rooms of his spacious, two-story house before ending up in his second-floor bedroom, Scott added. His housekeeper found the body beside his bed Tuesday morning.

"There was a lot of blood," Scott said.

Young, who was divorced and lived alone, apparently tried to slow the bleeding with towels from the kitchen downstairs and a bathroom upstairs, and two towels soaked with blood were found on the bed. He walked past several telephones but did not place an emergency call, Scott said.

Young, a multimillionaire and longtime Crimson Tide booster, was convicted last year of bribing a high school football coach to steer a top recruit to Alabama. An appeal of the federal conviction on money laundering and conspiracy charges was pending when he died.

A recruiting scandal focused on Young played a part in an NCAA investigation that led to sanctions against Alabama in 2002.

Scott said a preliminary report from the medical examiner backed up the crime-scene work of his investigators, though police could not say if Young died from blood loss, brain damage or some other cause. The medical examiner was expected to release a report late yesterday.

Police first described Young's death as a homicide because of the blood found throughout the house, Godwin said.

Authorities are still waiting for forensic test results and the investigation is classified as ongoing, though investigators are confident of their conclusions, Godwin said.

Scott said investigators began to alter their homicide theory when they could find no blood splatters consistent with an attacker swinging a club, knife or other weapon.

They found no signs of a break-in and money and other valuables in plain view were not disturbed, he said.

Police believe Young died late Monday night or early Tuesday.

What the farg did he do that for? Delirious? Maybe he opened his head like a canteloupe and didn't have the time to think about it....

[MadMarchHare]

Maybe his kids don't get the insurance unless it's ruled an accident or homicide.....

[ice grillin you]

yeah either totally out of it which i doubt since he had the sense to get towels n shtein

or more likely he didnt realize the severity of the injury...thought it was just a bad gash that he could stop bleeding after a few minutes of pressure

[PhillyPhreak54]

As long as I don't drown or get burned to death, I'm cool.

[Sgt PSN]

I'm going out in style......waist deep in a pool of hookers, bourbon and coke.