2006 Philles Season Thread

Started by PhillyPhreak54, April 02, 2006, 06:00:00 PM

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PhillyPhreak54

Why is this Bergmann cat shutting down this offense?

Why can't this team hit?

Why have they puckered up and choked?

Why can't anyone get a clutch hit?

Why did Jeff Conine sticka knife in our chests in 2003 and then does it again in 2006 but while on the team?

Why?

Why do I love the Phillies?

I have to piss and I need another beer.

PhillyPhreak54


mpmcgraw

Conine=David Bell

Burrell=fast freddie

SD_Eagle5


PhillyPhreak54

Who is left on the bench?

Lieby and Hernandez?

Who is left in the pen?

Brito, Dirty Sanches....who else?

MDS

This is going to wind up as a giant waste of time.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

Cinderella Coste doubles to the RCF gap!!!

And he'll get stranded on 2nd. Watch. I bet MDS' life on it.

mpmcgraw

While bunting there makes slightly more sense.

I typed that before Bourn was safe.

PhillyPhreak54

Bourn = god.

Excellent bunt. Great job bunting all night long.

Coste to 3rd.

Now they'll hit into a DP and strike out. I swear I'll kill my neighbor if that happens.

PhillyPhreak54

Fabio Castro up and warming in the pen. I'm shocked. :o

Nunez grounds out to short...they can't flip a DP because he can't field it standing up.

2/3rd with 1 out.

Jose Hernandez PH'ing. He'll strike out.

PhillyPhreak54

I knew it.

I motherfarging knew it.

They were going to blow this.

Hernandez hits it to SS....Coste going on contact, SS juggles and he STILL hoses him at the plate.

WHAT.

THE.

FARG.

mpmcgraw

i am checking myself out right now and i must say i am very hot

PhillyPhreak54

Jimmy Rollins is my hero.

2R triple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now Fabio Cicehole will blow it.

SD_Eagle5

JIMMY!!@@@!!!@@@@@!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@!!!

PhillyPhreak54

Hawaii 5-0 tries to bunt..no can do.

Inning over.

8-6 heading to the bottom of the 14th.

I swear to god if they blow this lead I will walk outside and sit in the middle of the street until a car runs me over. I will do it and take pictures.