2006 Philles Season Thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Thome and Wags wouldn't have helped the "sils" cause in that one.  Rolen would have.

[rjs246]

Gordon lost that game for the Phils.

[SunMo]

Rollins will get 55 games and then on his last ab of game 56, the CF will rob him of hit, after the LF dives for a ball and knocks it into the air.

[SunMo]

that is because we are Philadelphia sports fans, in reality we are all dead, and this is hell.

[SunMo]

With his hit yesterday, Jimmy Rollins is hitting .376 (62 for 165) during "the streak".

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

With his hit yesterday, Jimmy Rollins is hitting .376 (62 for 165) during "the streak".

If you assume that he will continue to hit at a .376 clip, his odds of hitting safely in the next 20 straight games actually skyrocket up to 13.7% (assuming 5 AB per game).  Now, if he hits the 50 game mark, his odds of breaking the record would be 50/50... 3 whole games earlier.

Of course, if you assume Rollins is a .376, you must also assume that you are legally retarded and blind.

[phattymatty]

there's a 100% chance that you're a big fat nerd.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Wrong, because I am neither big nor fat.

[rjs246]

Millhouse isn't a nerd. Nerds are smart.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Simpsons.

[rjs246]

shut up.

[SunMo]

everybody stop, you're making me sad

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

shut up.

Is that a trick question?  So many options...

[MDS]

Okay you just brought me back to my favorite line in the history of cinema thanks to the 101 Dalmations link.

Jeff Daniels to Joely Richardson, on the night they met:

Do you want a cup of marriage, uh, tea?

That doesn't make any sense. No dude proposes that farging fast. Night one? What? That doesn't even make any sense. Disney blows.

[rjs246]

Joely Richardson is hot. I would gladly cram all 21 digits into her various openings.