the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

Just a heads up, that link hit for a phishing URL redirect

[smeags]

http://www.nymeta.co/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/

Woman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue She Used To 'Please' Herself.

A woman from Little Rock, Arkansas, is now recovering after a bizarre chain of events that led doctors to find the tongue of a deer lodged into her vag!na.

The Arkansas woman, who's name has not been released, went to her gynecologist complaining that her discharge had a "very bad odor." Her doctor performed a typical exam checking for several different issues that could have been causing this problem. All tests were negative.

The doctor was not at all concerned about her complaints, until the results of the pap smear came back.

[Eagaholic]

Well, better than the antlers I guess.

[Eagaholic]

Saw a great costume at a party tonight. Guy came as a guy taking a shtein on the toilet. He had a tank (made from cardboard) attached to his back and prosthetic legs and a foot long schlong coming out at a right angle from his waist while his real legs were inside a base. He had his phone hooked up to make some drawn out and pretty life like sounds.

[ice grillin you]

http://www.people.com/article/brittany-maynard-died-terminal-brain-cancer?xid=socialflow_twitter_peoplemag

[MDS]

i wonder if shore is ok with this

[Tomahawk]

I'm not saying she was hot or anything, but she was pretty enough that God shouldn't have done this to her.

[ice grillin you]

i wonder if shore is ok with this

I wonder if hes ok with the death penalty

[MDS]

i wonder if he drops random racial slurs

[ice grillin you]

what do you think goes on inside the american legion on a random weekend night

[MDS]

i certainly got a preview last night

[ice grillin you]

wasn't pretty was it

[MDS]

it was funny, but now i have something to hold over your head when you try to make me out to be a pub

[ice grillin you]

you aren't a pub your hitler dad is

[MDS]

lol hes definitely a jew traitor....hitler though?