the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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Seabiscuit36

#24855
June 11, 2012, 10:38:03 AM
That sucks.. Also why does everyone have Fibromyalgia, yet its not a real disease?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

hbionic

#24856
June 11, 2012, 01:58:39 PM
You guys should stop chastising DH. He did as Jesus would...he said this kid's life circling the drain and he turned the other cheek.

Moral of the story...if there is a cliff anywhere in the vicinity...get the farg away. Nothing ever ends well with cliffs. It never goes, "Unfortunately, Dick was walking on the edge of the cliff and he fell. Fortunately for Dick, there was a second cliff edge just three feet below and he happened to stumble upon two naked girls laid out on a blanket who just happened to be looking for him"
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

DH

#24857
June 11, 2012, 02:05:04 PM
You cant make this shtein up - one of the guys who works here at the Stadium does roofing work w his Dad on the weekends. I just found out his Dad fell off a roof yesterday and died on the scene; all while his son was watching from above. Yikes.

hbionic

#24858
June 11, 2012, 02:20:01 PM
Ok, new moral of the story...stay the farg away from DH.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Munson

#24859
June 11, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
A girl who went to high school with me and graduated 2 years ahead of me owns the mother of Union Rags....cool story bro.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

Yeti

#24860
June 11, 2012, 10:54:33 PM
Tragic.  Feel bad for the parents.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

hbionic

#24861
June 11, 2012, 11:17:54 PM
Munson's parents?  ;D
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Munson

#24862
June 11, 2012, 11:19:45 PM
Her parents. Their daughter had to go to school with me.
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

ice grillin you

#24863
June 12, 2012, 10:09:32 AM
Quote from: hbionic on June 11, 2012, 01:58:39 PM
Dick was walking on the edge of the cliff and he fell. Fortunately for Dick, there was a second cliff edge just three feet below and he happened to stumble upon

thats not a cliff its stairs
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

hbionic

#24864
June 12, 2012, 12:23:02 PM
If you take this literal, it's going to sound rediculous...but is there such a thing as insects that talk? There's a spider or something living inside a pot we have in the kitchen and its just making all types of sounds...almost like its communicating...but it sounds so weird I'm afraid to actually see what the farg it is. I'm just going to continue to listen to it and hope it just dies off.

I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

Rome

#24865
June 12, 2012, 12:36:10 PM
Mescaline?

ice grillin you

#24866
June 12, 2012, 01:10:33 PM
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

DH

#24867
June 12, 2012, 01:54:47 PM
heres an idea - step on the farger. holy shtein, i hate spiders.

Sgt PSN

#24868
June 12, 2012, 02:06:49 PM
The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and asks "Can you make me one with everything?"

Tomahawk

#24869
June 12, 2012, 02:56:16 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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