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Zanshin

#24225
January 13, 2012, 03:12:27 PM
I heard that in 2002, gthistle was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire gthistle.

Seabiscuit36

#24226
January 13, 2012, 03:33:06 PM
His rap name i thought was gThizzle
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Sgt PSN

#24227
January 13, 2012, 04:52:48 PM
That was his rape name.

Zanshin

#24228
January 13, 2012, 04:53:51 PM
Still is.

PhillyPhreak54

#24229
January 15, 2012, 09:29:12 PM

Yeti

#24231
January 16, 2012, 11:02:31 PM
Double the PMS.  No thanks.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Feva

#24232
January 16, 2012, 11:12:28 PM
Yes. No.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Sgt PSN

#24233
January 17, 2012, 11:20:53 PM Last Edit: January 17, 2012, 11:25:24 PM by Sgt PSN
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=524

17 days in and this is the best fake news story you're going to read in 2012. 

QuoteThe Rolling Stones said it best, "You, you make a dead man cum."  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man's estate for child support.

Yeti

#24234
January 18, 2012, 12:49:18 AM
I read this on here 5 fargin years ago.   :boo nice memory Drinky McDrinkster.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

Sgt PSN

#24235
January 18, 2012, 01:25:13 AM
Oh.  Hahaha....Nov 2010.  Never noticed the date. 

Munson

#24236
January 18, 2012, 04:34:24 AM
Quote from: ice grillin you on April 01, 2008, 05:10:48 PM
perhaps you could explain sd's reasons for "disliking" it as well since you seem to be so in tune with other peoples minds

phattymatty

#24237
January 18, 2012, 04:43:53 PM
i think this is the first thing on the internet that i really laughed at. like 15 years ago. someone mentioned it today.

http://www.stinkymeat.net/



Seabiscuit36

#24238
January 18, 2012, 06:47:56 PM
Is that Yeti's site?
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Yeti

#24239
January 18, 2012, 06:48:50 PM
I got to day 15 and stopped because I realized that this might interfere with my love of meat.

That didn't sound very good.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic
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