the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

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phattymatty

#24045
December 06, 2011, 07:35:11 AM
some texas model got out of a plane over the weekend and then walked straight into the propeller. that shouldn't be funny to me.

Diomedes

#24046
December 06, 2011, 06:27:23 PM
you left out blonde
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

hbionic

#24047
December 06, 2011, 07:33:20 PM
You also left out deaf.
I said watch the game and you will see my spirit manifest.-ILLEAGLE 02/04/05

PoopyfaceMcGee

#24048
December 06, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
:CF is a rare commodity. Can't decide if it's more like silver or gold. I guess it could be either ore.

Yeti

#24049
December 06, 2011, 08:25:28 PM
Its like redheaded pubic hair.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

ice grillin you

#24050
December 07, 2011, 09:05:49 AM
im gonna put this here because if i put it in a hockey thread i feel like some people will miss it

ny times just finished up a three part piece on derek boogard....dont need to be a hockey fan to appreciate the effort here...just a fantastic read...

its super long...my suggestion would be to print the three parts out and take it all in the next time you make stinkies


part 1 - http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/04/sports/hockey/derek-boogaard-a-boy-learns-to-brawl.html

part 2 - http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/05/sports/hockey/derek-boogaard-blood-on-the-ice.html

part 3 - http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/06/sports/hockey/derek-boogaard-a-brain-going-bad.html
i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Geowhizzer

#24051
December 07, 2011, 06:50:43 PM
It was a good piece.  Eventually the NHL will probably be forced to end fighting.

Seabiscuit36

#24052
December 07, 2011, 08:42:33 PM
And thats the day it dies. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

Eagaholic

#24053
December 07, 2011, 10:38:10 PM

I think they'll still allow slap fights.

Tomahawk

#24054
December 08, 2011, 08:45:15 AM
I shot down a shtein ton of kamikazes down last night...so many I deserve a Medal Of Honor

Seabiscuit36

#24055
December 10, 2011, 04:20:56 PM
Had a Havas mouse in the garage.  Setup 6 different traps, he was immune to the D-Con arsenic pellets.  After about 2 weeks, what takes it out with all the traps?  A farging oil Funnel that it got stuck in. 
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

SD

#24056
December 10, 2011, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on December 10, 2011, 04:20:56 PM
Had a Havas mouse in the garage.  Setup 6 different traps, he was immune to the D-Con arsenic pellets.  After about 2 weeks, what takes it out with all the traps?  A farging oil Funnel that it got stuck in.

We had a mouse stuck in one of our vents last week. I got a pair of leather gloves, removed the vent cover, scooped it up, then tossed it outside.

PhillyPhreak54

#24057
December 11, 2011, 01:10:37 AM
Should have used a spatula like igy

phattymatty

#24058
December 11, 2011, 11:43:09 AM
here is the entire lindsay lohan playboy for your viewing pleasure...

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9355183/PlayboyUSA.JanFeb2012.pdf

i love this train wreck but i would rather her be less airbrushed and less blonde. keep it ginger girl.

PoopyfaceMcGee

#24059
December 11, 2011, 02:44:26 PM
How many would you hit thread.
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