the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[rjs246]

Dear Idiots-

The internet can single-handedly rid your life of all Holiday shopping. I suggest you look into it.

Love,

rjs246

PS: If saving money on a coffee-maker is worth getting up at 3am you have serious psychological problems.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Getting out of the in-laws' house is worth it.  Trust me.

[ice grillin you]

The internet can single-handedly rid your life of all Holiday shopping. I suggest you look into it.

PS: If saving money on a coffee-maker is worth getting up at 3am you have serious psychological problems.

if you need to go to walmart on black friday for anything you probably cant afford the internet

[MDS]

who is the idiot that came up with santa? and who keeps pushing this ridiculous lie on every single kid in the world?

its the dumbest things ive ever heard. a fat dude in the north pole and his slave elves work day and night for 364 days of the year to make toys for kids all around the world to have on christmas. so this guy gets in his not so giant sled with a simple bag of toys and magically flying elk and drops toys, at night, through a chimney, landing on the roof, to hit the 6 billion people who inhabit earth.

right. this happens. im sure.

tell your children the truth and do not continue this cycle of stupidity. its starts with SD. do it. do this.

[ice grillin you]

brothers askin....why you diss the church like that ock?....cause if church was good for us it wouldnt be on every block of our neighborhood....like the liquor store it just aint no good...now ma dukes has no loot...but shell spend her last dime to make sure her child has an easter suit....and what is this with christmas??....i just cant see
spendin your money and then givin the credit to a fat man comin down your chimney...i just cant see it...its like the TV tellin lies to your vision...haji god is here to make the incision let it all bleed out and then we make the right decisions

[Diomedes]

bitter little jew, your Santa envy is showing

[MDS]

im 23 and i dont get presents anymore. santa envy would be there when i was 4 but i was good lil jew gettin caked off from nana and pop

now im just realist bout to drop bombs on society.

[MMH]

So at Caterpillar's HQ, they started putting up xmas decorations today. Aren't you supposed to wait until after Thanksgiving?

I was at the mall today.  Santa was already there.  Ridiculous.

[ice grillin you]

every year people say how early xmas stuff is up when its been going up at approx. the same time for like 20 years

in fact to me the official start of the holiday season is when my mom calls to tell me how the  decorations are already out this year

[MDS]

speaking of ma dukes going out....

[phattymatty]

i seriously hate christmas music more than anything in the world.  the holiday parties and the fact that no one does any work for a good two weeks is beautiful, but the actual holiday is retarded.

[Yeti]

When I hear christmas music I start to understand serial killings.

[smeags]

Getting out of the in-laws' house is worth it.  Trust me.

i went out on black friday once. got an lcd tv for junior that normally sold for $380 for $120. also got to watch two of bristol's finest toothless beauty queens wrestle over some elmo toy.

shame this was before i had a video phone.

[Tomahawk]

every year people say how early xmas stuff is up when its been going up at approx. the same time for like 20 years

False...shtein goes up earlier and earlier every year. Thank baby jeebus I don't celebrate this pagan born holiday

[ice grillin you]

False...shtein goes up earlier and earlier every year.

lol...mom?

ill tell you the same thing i tell her...if this were true then the decorations going up now would be for christmas 2013

the cut off used to be thanksgiving....then about 25 years ago...give or take... that went out the window and shtein started going up anywhere btwn late october and the middle of november