the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Susquehanna Birder]

[Yeti]

[SD]

Trunk as in car or trunk as in ass

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

I think your aunt knows the answer to that.

[SD]

[Seabiscuit36]

hot

Found a great blog that i check out every day, it has everything i love from tests if stuff in the Anarchist Cookbook really works, to how to synthesize illegal drugs out of ordinary legal compounds, to breaking locks. 
http://crushsyndrome.com/

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The Bermuda Triangle... SOLVED.

Pretty cool theory.

Also, BIG shtein
(Warning, this includes a mosque AND a massive Jesus.  Also, it includes a highway J probably LOOOOOOVES.)

[hbionic]

The Bermuda Triangle... SOLVED.

Pretty cool theory.

Check out this comment below from that article:

sarah August 16, 2010 1:37 pm (Pacific time)

wait they say that u dissapers how com d sscientists know dis wen dey wld have disapeard 2 nd how do dey no its dat gas


KDS has a sister?

[Sgt PSN]

This guy gets it.

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2010/08/21/news/aa6_curfew082110.txt

SOUTHLAKE, Texas (AP) — A Texas teenager who broke curfew is headed for a reluctant adventure in baby-sitting.

Robert Rausch placed an advertisement offering his daughter's free baby-sitting services in the community newspaper in Southlake, a wealthy suburb of Dallas-Fort Worth that is home to business leaders and professional athletes.

The advertisement names Rausch's daughter Kirsten, 16, and says, "Want a FREE BABY-SITTER for a night out?" It explains that she is in trouble for missing her curfew and offers 30 hours of free baby-sitting.

[hbionic]

This guy gets it.

http://www.nhregister.com/articles/2010/08/21/news/aa6_curfew082110.txt

SOUTHLAKE, Texas (AP) — A Texas teenager who broke curfew is headed for a reluctant adventure in baby-sitting.

Robert Rausch placed an advertisement offering his daughter's free baby-sitting services in the community newspaper in Southlake, a wealthy suburb of Dallas-Fort Worth that is home to business leaders and professional athletes.

The advertisement names Rausch's daughter Kirsten, 16, and says, "Want a FREE BABY-SITTER for a night out?" It explains that she is in trouble for missing her curfew and offers 30 hours of free baby-sitting.

You usually have to pay someone to take a 16 year old babysitter on a night out. Free french maids and cougars are easy to find...but babysitters? Where do I call?

[Tomahawk]

I used to work with this guy:

http://www.pjstar.com/news/police/x84262205/Drunken-man-allegedly-steals-cab-apologizes

[LBIggle]

yes a pissed off teenage girl watching my kids. that would end well.  it sounds like a plot for a cheesy porn.  Pornz end well though.  they usually cut to credits before the jailtime though.

[PhillyPhreak54]

The Bermuda Triangle... SOLVED.

Pretty cool theory.

Also, BIG shtein
(Warning, this includes a mosque AND a massive Jesus.  Also, it includes a highway J probably LOOOOOOVES.)

lol

Hate with a passion.

[SD]

http://oddee.com/item_97051.aspx

[PhillyPhreak54]

lol...some of those were pretty good.