the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I was brushing my teeth in the shower and was using Aquafresh Extreme Cleaning tooth paste and some of the paste fell on my tip. I didn't hurt but the burning sensation was rather minty. I almost want to try it again.

Who brushes their teeth in the shower?

[Sgt PSN]

I pretty much take care of all my morning needs in the shower.....brush teeth, shave, piss, coffee and morning smoke.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

You forgot makin' shower babies.

[Rome]

And Summer's Eve...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

His vagina smells like a rainforest.

[PhillyPhreak54]

with a hint of jasmine

[DH]

[Susquehanna Birder]

Before the dog was arrested...

[rjs246]

So, uh, Wyclef is running for President of Haiti. I'm sure he'll, like, implement some good policy and shtein.

[Diomedes]

He couldn't possibly run it worse than every other leader has in that godforsaken place.

[ice grillin you]

hell be better than any american president in the last 40 years

[Rome]

anything that keeps him from rapping...

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

So, you're saying that LBJ is the best President in Jamie Moyer's lifetime?

[ice grillin you]

yes

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

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