the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[NGM]

Is that the guy from the Don and Mike show? 

[ice grillin you]

lol....hes the best

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Three in a row:

Still don't understand # thing. Like if I #lady gaga, will she dance naked for me or something...

Plus Wife no. 3 is in United Emirates. They just banned Blackberry service. Will never hear from her again. http://tinyurl.com/2bm9ga4

CHECK OUT THE TINYURL. I AM ON fargING FIRE!

[Zanshin]

lol....hes the best

Best ever?

[charlie]

all time

[rjs246]

Is he the goatiest?

[PhillyGirl]

[Tomahawk]

I've never had a dog, but am thinking of trying to get the neighbors abandoned dog from Animal Control. Before the dog was arrested, he'd come hang out while I was working on the engine and drink the rest of the beer that got too warm from my neglect. Plus I hear you can train Pit Bulls to be good fighters.

[Sgt PSN]

and drink the rest of the beer that got too warm from my neglect

If you aren't fit to properly care for a beer, you certainly aren't fit to assume responibility for another living creature.  Including plants. 

Fix yourself. 

[Seabiscuit36]

I heard a noise earlier today, went to look and it was a mouse walking along the wall.  My first reaction, to stab it with a box cutter.  Am i a Terrorist?

[Rome]

and drink the rest of the beer that got too warm from my neglect

If you aren't fit to properly care for a beer, you certainly aren't fit to assume responibility for another living creature.  Including plants. 

Fix yourself. 

haha - this place is comedy gold today.

[hbionic]

I was brushing my teeth in the shower and was using Aquafresh Extreme Cleaning tooth paste and some of the paste fell on my tip. I didn't hurt but the burning sensation was rather minty. I almost want to try it again.

[LBIggle]

I've never had a dog, but am thinking of trying to get the neighbors abandoned dog from Animal Control. Before the dog was arrested, he'd come hang out while I was working on the engine and drink the rest of the beer that got too warm from my neglect. Plus I hear you can train Pit Bulls to be good fighters.

I heard they cant hold their breaths for very long.

[PhillyGirl]

just for IGY

[Rome]

That spoof is older than fansince61.