the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Diomedes]

Lakes.  They drink lakes of miller lite.  You can't drink a mountain.

[MDS]

there is always a case of miller lite in my fridge

when buying conventional mass produced cheap beer at supermarkets there is no other option

any other choice is a disgrace

[ice grillin you]

i thought you loved the NA beer?

[MDS]

old milwaukee ftw

bring some to the rockies bps in a few weeks

[Munson]

SD I never really noticed it, but you're right
Go to the bar on a thursday night and if the women don't have mixed drinks in their hand, they have miller lite.

It tastes like water, in the bad way. Bud actually has a tiny bit of taste to it, even if that taste makes you leak out of your ass the next day.
Still, if I'm at the bar, Yuengling all day.

[PhillyPhanInDC]

It should be noted that just about any Miller product is the goods. High Life (especially @ 3 bucks a six), MGD, etc., The Chill is with the gays, however.

meh, I liked miller lite when I first started drinking.....just can't get into it anymore.

If you like a beer, you like a beer. I've never had a beer and  thought "Num", then several months/years later changed my mind. This proves you're a he-bitch (not that anyone needed more proof).

[Munson]

I have no problem admitting that I can be a snobby little bitch about my beer. I definitely used to like miller lite in high school, and have since begun to prefer bud light if we're only talking about "the big 3". Whenever I drink Miller lite now, it tastes like water to the point where I'd actually rather have Keystone Light.

You are right about High Life, that's good shtein. Duffers tavern does 1.25 high life on tuesdays I think. At least it used to.

[SD]

Literally every man I know and hang out with drinks mountains of miller lite. I've met a few who drank Bud products and without fail after drinking heavily with us and experiencing little or no after-effect (no terrible headache, no rotten guts, no headache caused by smelling their rotten guts) most of them switched over. Miller Lite for the motherfarging win.

They aren't real men, case in point:

there is always a case of miller lite in my fridge

You don't see women drinking Bud Light, their beer is Miller Lite. Half the guys in my circle of friends drinks Miller Lite and they don't even argue with me when I call it a womens drink.

[Yeti]

BEAT IT WITH A REAL JO-BRO - m4m

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Date: 2010-05-23, 5:13PM EDT

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I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

While you douchebags are argueing about pisswater you seemed to have missed the awesomeness of this craigslist ad.

And I have access to a warehouse AND a beadazzler.

[ice grillin you]

i dont get how in any way drinking a miller lite is womanly...and i cant believe how many posts there have been in the last two hours breaking down the differences of lite beer...thats way more feminine than drinking any of them (with the exception of lime beer)

[SD]

i dont get how in any way drinking a miller lite is womanly...and i cant believe how many posts there have been in the last two hours breaking down the differences of lite beer...thats way more feminine than drinking any of them (with the exception of lime beer)

Women drink it, that makes it 'womanly'. You can't dispute that 99% of women at a bar or a party are drinking Miller Lite.

[Munson]

Go make yourself another bay breeze or cosmo, fatty.


Yeti, there's a thread for that goddammit.

[ice grillin you]

i dont get how in any way drinking a miller lite is womanly...and i cant believe how many posts there have been in the last two hours breaking down the differences of lite beer...thats way more feminine than drinking any of them (with the exception of lime beer)

Women drink it, that makes it 'womanly'. You can't dispute that 99% of women at a bar or a party are drinking Miller Lite.

honestly ive never noticed...seems to me tho that most women have some sort of cocktail in front of them...or a smirnoff ice type drink...but even if they drink lite beer that doesnt make it a womanly drink

[Munson]

I'm so bored I put this to poll on my FB. The first and only person to say miller lite so far is a 20 year old girl

[Seabiscuit36]

I have no problem admitting that I can be a snobby little bitch about my beer. I definitely used to like miller lite in high school, and have since begun to prefer bud light if we're only talking about "the big 3". Whenever I drink Miller lite now, it tastes like water to the point where I'd actually rather have Keystone Light.

You are right about High Life, that's good shtein. Duffers tavern does 1.25 high life on tuesdays I think. At least it used to.

in highschool we drank Bud Ice, or Bud.  As i grew up, i learned to appreciate the greatness that is Miller Lite.  As rusty said, Miller lite doesnt give hangovers, and isnt rice beer.  Most ladies i know enjoy specialty beers like Bud Lime