the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

I dig the beach. Something about it, but I sleep like a goddamn baby when I am lounging there fresh outta the water and a few beers in me.

But I farging hate Galveston.

It has no vibe. I need a place that has a vibe like the Jersey shore. Not a soulless, flat, dirty farging shtein hole.

[Yeti]

Mountains are where you fools should be.  Got the water at the lake, got the beach, got the girls in bikinis BUT there are trees to sit under and cool mountain breezes.  Its the tits.

[MDS]

im actually going to the beach tomorrow

yeti i would ask you tag along but im afraid you will rape me

[Munson]

Just was at the beach today.

Stone Harbor's a nice little town.
Going to Dewey for the week this Saturday. Can't farging wait.

[Yeti]

yeti i would ask you tag along but im afraid you will rape me

Tease.

[SunMo]

i agree with RJS, the beach is overrated.

[Zanshin]

I hate the beach. I mean, I dig going on vacation to some place warm, and I like the water, but I farging hate the beach. I hate sand getting in my shtein. I hate getting burnt because I'm a northern european mutt who gets sun rash at the thought of 90 degree heat. I especially hate greasy ass sunscreen on my hands, mixing with sand and getting all gritty and farging gross.

Outside of teenaged girls in bikinis I will never understand what the draw of sitting in the sun, sweating your dick off for hours on end, doing nothing.

I'd rather get drunk by the pool, or at a restaurant over-looking the water. farg the beach.

wrong beach.  Gotta go redneck beach with me, drive on, drink all day, catch fish, see bitches, throw footballs, and get drunk as farg.  Then drive 1/6 of a mile back to my place ftw. 

Don't do it. Sounds like Seabiscuit is angling to rape you.

[ice grillin you]

i agree with RJS, the beach is overrated.

come down to nags head and you wont think so...and this is coming from someone that doesnt like the beach

the jersey shore/ocean city md suck btwn memorial day and labor day...thats what gives beaches a bad name

but goto carolina in the offseason or a non popular caribbean beach and its heaven on earth

[rjs246]

I just came back from the Outer Banks. There was sand and sunscreen everywhere and nothing interesting to do. So it sucked balls, just like every other beach.

[Zanshin]

So, I take it you're on board with the raping, then?

[ice grillin you]

we get a house in kitty hawk literally a lunger away from the ocean in either april or october when there are few to no people around and its godly

cant beat an amazing location for a week at less than 600 bucks

[rjs246]

I'm not talking about vacationing or getting a house somewhere. I'm talking about the actual beach. Which sucks.

[Seabiscuit36]

What i did this weekend on the beach: Cornhole, horseshoes, drank, caught sharks and fish, drank, had hot college girls running around playing football next to us, drank, cooked burgers, swam, drive 1/6 mile home.  Zan, stop trying to cblock. 

I do find crowded beaches boring as can be, i hate people, and most public beaches you arent allowed to get your booze on. 

[charlie]

I love the ocean, and hate the beach... especially the sand along the east coast. The coral sand in the caribbean is nicer because it does get blistering hot.

Beaches are ruined with diapers, cigarette butts, and just general slobs that see it as a giant trash can.

[ice grillin you]

note: the beach only gets hot if the air is hot

if its 70 degrees outside and empty the beach is wonderful...which is why i refuse to go during the summer months...its just horrific during that time

hell other than to training camp i barely leave my house in the summer period...at least during the day...i hate heat more than anything