the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[MDS]

easy who you goin with?

a lady!

[shorebird]

I finallly, after 30+ years in the U.S. work force, have 64 hrs. of paid vacation to use and can't think of what the farg to do with it.

[ice grillin you]

LIMA, Peru — Dutchman Joran Van der Sloot, long the prime suspect in the 2005 disappearance of a U.S. teen in Aruba, has confessed to killing a young Peruvian woman in his Lima hotel room last week, a police spokesman said.

Peru's chief police spokesman, Col. Abel Gamarra, told The Associated Press that Van der Sloot admitted under police questioning Monday that he killed 21-year-old Stephany Flores on May 30.

The broadcaster America Television reported that Van der Sloot killed Flores in a rage after learning she had looked up information about his past on his laptop.

[phattymatty]

The broadcaster America Television reported

love that guy.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I'm like two blocks from where the hotel is. We're gonna walk by in a little while to see if we can see them recreating the crime. They're taking him there to walk through everything.

[Seabiscuit36]

Iron Sheik loves him some Natalie Holloway

[phattymatty]

A moth was flying around my kitchen just now. Setting aside for a moment how much it infuriates me to see these winged hellspawn in my house, all that rage was finally satiated in the most awesome way possible. The little farger flew onto the stove, right next to the burner.

    I swear my adrenaline was pumping so hard time itself slowed down, I could see the opportunity awaiting me, things were so vividly clear for the first time in my life, I could each little flap of the little bastich's wings. Within seconds and not fumbling once, I reached for that knob and just TORCHED HIS fargING shtein. It felt like I was shooting a flamethrower at someone, except much smaller and more annoying!

    Oh God, I swear I climaxed upon seeing the flames ENGULF that little shtein and send him straight to hell!! I'm still erect from this experience and now will be coaxing any and all bugs in the direction of the stove to meet their fiery doom.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Jon Runyan's primary is today.  Pretty sure no one on here would vote for him, but I'd find it amusing if became a congressman.

[MDS]

ive had diarrhea since saturday after getting this shrimp and chicken dish from a chinese place. serves me right for getting chink food in bville. 

[Diomedes]

Jon Runyan's primary is today.  Pretty sure no one on here would vote for him, but I'd find it amusing if became a congressman.

If I lived there, I'd vote for the guy.  Can't stand his politics, but it would be a nice way to thank him for years of good service and the occasional nasty deed.  He's not stupid, and I probably wouldn't vote for him twice.  But shtein, that's Jon Runyan.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

He has a good chance of winning as long as his opponent isn't Strahan.

[Seabiscuit36]

He has a good chance of winning as long as his opponent isn't Strahan.

I need a MNF comparison of the two before making a decision

[Susquehanna Birder]

Looks like he won. If nothing else, this will be entertaining.

[Diomedes]

E A G L E S EAGLES!

[Sgt PSN]

ive had diarrhea since saturday after getting this shrimp and chicken dish from a chinese place. serves me right for getting chink food in bville. 

Did you deliver it to yourself?