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Father Demon

#17490
March 10, 2010, 02:04:24 AM
Even with that farging foot growing out of her elbow?  No way, dude.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

rjs246

#17491
March 10, 2010, 08:00:25 AM
That version of Lohan is at least 6 years old. I would have destroyed that shtein too. Current Lohan, I mean, I would still throw some pudding her way but I wouldn't be all into it and shtein.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#17492
March 10, 2010, 09:51:01 AM
anyone have a message for Christina Lurie? She's sitting on the acela next to me right now haha
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#17493
March 10, 2010, 09:51:56 AM
Ask her if she'd into chicks.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

BigEd76

#17494
March 10, 2010, 09:52:49 AM
Ask if kelly green is "in" this season

PhillyGirl

#17495
March 10, 2010, 09:59:48 AM
She's reading like 10 Variety Magazines LOL and rocking pretty much everything Prada.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

rjs246

#17496
March 10, 2010, 10:00:31 AM
Punch her in the tit.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#17497
March 10, 2010, 10:12:30 AM
Ask her if the government has the right to set wages for everyone and put in a good word for ditch diggers.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Rome

#17498
March 10, 2010, 10:14:23 AM
Ask her to join :CF

reese125

#17499
March 10, 2010, 10:16:06 AM
nah, ask her what she thinks about will witherspoon

rjs246

#17500
March 10, 2010, 10:19:37 AM
Lick her knuckle.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

PhillyGirl

#17501
March 10, 2010, 10:27:05 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on March 10, 2010, 10:19:37 AM
Lick her knuckle.

lmao, that made me laugh at loud.
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Eagaholic

#17502
March 10, 2010, 10:41:23 AM
ask her who does Jeff's hair, and that you just loooove it!

Seabiscuit36

#17503
March 10, 2010, 10:48:35 AM
Try to high 5 her, and miss
"For all the civic slurs, for all the unsavory things said of the Philadelphia fans, also say this: They could teach loyalty to a dog. Their capacity for pain is without limit." -Bill Lyons

MDS

#17504
March 10, 2010, 01:26:59 PM
prada? nice. what were her shoes like?
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.
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