the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

I just thought my doc was ripping me off by saying i'd be having problems down the road, either way the prospect of a percocet induced coma for a week was enough to sell me on it.  I couldnt eat shtein for over a week, the first meal i had was a sub, and it ended up getting stuck in my open sores where the teeth were, and i got some weird fever because of rotting food stuck in my mouth.  If you do it, make sure they give you the needle to shoot water where the teeth were, to clean out shtein, not a fun 2 days. 

[SD_Eagle5]

I got all 4 taken out when I was in the Navy. Figured I'd have the surgery on Wednesday, have the next 2 days off, giving me a 4 day weekend. What a farging nightmare. My shtein wouldn't stop bleeding so I had to go back. Turns out one of the vessels didn't close so they had to re-open all the sutures to find the right one. Swelling didn't go down for almost 2 weeks.

i got sunburned as farg yesterday, my legs are half lobster

I got burnt so bad once I could peel my stomach away. Was so bad I had new moles (not kidding) after it healed. There's this blue aloe crap with lidocaine that works wonders. Just watch putting it anywhere on your face cause sweat makes it drip into your mouth which makes it numb.

[Seabiscuit36]

i use lanacane and booze

[SD_Eagle5]

cocaine works too

[Seabiscuit36]

Mussa, help a brother out?

[Munson]

Marcus Hook almost blew up tonight.

Myself and a lot of people I knew were close to getting evacuated.

[mussa]

Mussa, help a brother out?

nm

[PhillyPhreak54]

i got sunburned as farg yesterday, my legs are half lobster

Dude...last weekend we went to Galveston and I got it as bad as I ever have. I put on SPF15 but it didn't matter. Of course it didn't help that I didn't put any more on after going in the water...but I was miserable all week. I spent last Saturday and Sunday cold as farg despite the AC being off and it being 85 degrees in the house.

I actually got 2nd degree burns on my shoulder and the back of my legs. It bubbled up so bad yesterday and was so filled with water that when the blisters burst, it soaked my socks.

My whole body is peeling.

thats not good at all, say hi to melanoma.  I'm dreading putting on shoes tomorrow, not to mention we're all cutting out of work early to golf, and walking the course.

Yeah, no shtein...it scared me so I went to the doc on Thursday to make sure I was ok...there was nothing abnormal and I'll chalk it up to luck and will not get scorched like that again.

Anyways...

Today I got my free gift in the mail for my subscription to SI. They were offering an NFL team windbreaker. I put the Eagles sticker on my form and sent it in....only to have a New Orleans Saints jacket show up today.

I called SI and they said the Eagles one will deliver in two weeks and had no idea why I got a Saints one.

[SunMo]

My divorce became final today.  Time to celebrate.

[BigEd76]

fareal?

[SunMo]

fareal fareal

[rjs246]

Congrats, dude. Now you need to be passed out in a ditch every morning for the next week. Ready go.

[BigEd76]

congrats? 

[reese125]

and what a perfect place to celebrate the news than CF.

Crack a bottle...crack a bottle (sing it Munson)

[PhillyPhreak54]

Damn dude, I didn't know you were getting divorced...sorry to hear.