the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

it smells worse than it looks

[Munson]

I don't even know what to say to that.

[mussa]

I think your wife and your daughter should both shave their damn vagina's, that might solve the problem.

[shorebird]

Actually, that could be a lot of the problem

[BigEd76]

All those commercials for two years about the digital TV conversion....and it's now delayed until June 12

[Geowhizzer]

All those commercials for two years about the digital TV conversion....and it's now delayed until June 12

Dammit, I've been ready for this conversion since 1998.  Get it going already.

[Diomedes]

All those commercials for two years about the digital TV conversion....and it's now delayed until June 12

total failure.  they should have gone ahead with it regardless how many people have the boxes.  life can be a real bitch you know?  tough shtein if you didn't get one.  we're talking about teevee here, not drinking water.

and for once, I'm on the side of business...all these stations that made preparations for switching over are now going to have to incur extra expenses for which they did not budget so they can broadcast analog signals alongside digital, or delay switching over.

bad news

[mussa]

but then teh advertisers won't be reaching their target markets Dio

[Rome]

I'm attending an Excel workshop for work today and an enormous fat woman just tried to proselytize to me.

Awesome.

[rjs246]

She tried to convert you at a Microsoft training workshop? What the farg?

[BigEd76]

Nigerian cop claims car thief transformed into a goat, arrests goat

no mug shots on smokinggun yet

[Geowhizzer]

I'm attending an Excel workshop for work today and an enormous fat woman just tried to proselytize to me.

Awesome.

Those damn Apple people are freaks.

[stalker]

Who's hungry??

http://gothamist.com/2009/01/23/greenwich_village_bakery_selling_dr.php

[SD_Eagle5]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0128091tampa1.html

Super Bowl XIX
Tampa crackdown already nets 19 women on prostitution charges
JANUARY 28--Since it is Super Bowl week in Tampa, the local cops are cracking down on hookers working from area hotels, street corners, private residences, and massage parlors. As is customary in the days before football's championship game, police have been rounding up women on prostitution charges, lest they supposedly cash in on the influx of out-of-town pigskin fans. As seen on the following pages, 19 suspects-aged 19 to 53--have been nabbed since Monday, with each arrestee posing for a mug shot at the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. (19 pages)

[Rome]

That is the ugliest collection of whores I've ever seen.

Jesus H. Christ.