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PoopyfaceMcGee

#11970
July 11, 2008, 12:48:13 PM
I guess this means more Miller Lite and less Bud Select.

Father Demon

#11971
July 11, 2008, 05:01:09 PM
Who have you outlived?

Go here, enter the info, and set the fame meter to LOW.

I've outlived Elvis Presley by 76 days, Robert Kennedy by 54 days, and Miss Elizabeth by 18 days.

If I make it 6 more days, I pass Dodi al-Fayad.  83 more days, and Ted Bundy is toast.

edit. I got it backwards, already passed Dodi and Bundy, with the other guys coming up.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

ice grillin you

#11972
July 11, 2008, 05:04:24 PM
haha....i just passed jam master jay and in a week BO DIAZ!!


i can take a phrase thats rarely heard...flip it....now its a daily word

igy gettin it done like warrick

im the board pharmacist....always one step above yous

Diomedes

#11973
July 11, 2008, 05:18:55 PM
I got David Koresh by more than two months...savior my ass...

yay Janet Reno
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Father Demon

#11974
July 11, 2008, 06:00:53 PM
QuoteA stripper who danced on the poles of Santiago subway trains to challenge the prudishness of Chilean society was arrested on Thursday during one of her lightning performances.

Monserrat Morilles, 26, surprised subway riders all week stripping to skimpy underwear, but she refused tips.

More story



Not naked. Underwear. Lightning performance.

LAME.
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Drunkmasterflex

#11975
July 11, 2008, 06:28:39 PM Last Edit: July 11, 2008, 06:32:46 PM by Drunkmasterflex
Tonight I went to midnight chow, it is only the second time that I have gone.  It must have been the Asian lady boy karaoke hour, there was a tranny there singing Zombie by the Cranberries.  Quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever seen and almost worth a trip to Iraq.

Outlived Jimi Hendrix by 178 and I am closing in on Heath Ledger.
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"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

PoopyfaceMcGee

#11976
July 11, 2008, 07:13:35 PM

MadMarchHare

#11977
July 11, 2008, 07:45:22 PM
Quote from: Father Demon on July 11, 2008, 05:01:09 PM
Who have you outlived?

Go here, enter the info, and set the fame meter to LOW.

I've outlived Elvis Presley by 76 days, Robert Kennedy by 54 days, and Miss Elizabeth by 18 days.

If I make it 6 more days, I pass Dodi al-Fayad.  83 more days, and Ted Bundy is toast.

edit. I got it backwards, already passed Dodi and Bundy, with the other guys coming up.

15 more days and I outlive Sam Kinison.  OOOOOHH!!!
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

#11978
July 11, 2008, 07:48:56 PM
The names Jim Croce, Little Willie John and Spider Sabich are on my list... worst link ever.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

MadMarchHare

#11979
July 11, 2008, 07:50:30 PM
If you go to CNN.com right now, you'll find a video link (which I'm too stupid to link to) about a slimy lizard in one of the ponds (presumably a gator, but it's in Cali).

The reporter ends the bit, and I quote, "So if you hear a golfer yell 'FORE', it might only be the number of fingers left on his hand."

:-D How the farg did that make it past the editor.  Hilarious.
Anyone but Reid.

rjs246

#11980
July 11, 2008, 07:59:11 PM
CNN regularly has the most ridiculous headlines I've seen on a major news site.
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

#11981
July 11, 2008, 08:11:26 PM
the editor probably wrote the line himself

it's not news, it's CNN
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Yeti

#11982
July 11, 2008, 10:00:47 PM
no more news talk.  make me laugh more with chicken stories.
"It's only a matter of time before we get to the future."

Hbionic

MDS

#11983
July 12, 2008, 12:01:06 AM
fast eddie the only governor of note at this governors ball thing i catered all day today. he was drunk off his ass. i was told ahnold was gonna be there but he was a no show. no jesus boy huckabee either. what a farging waste of a day.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Susquehanna Birder

#11984
July 12, 2008, 12:16:57 AM
Eddie was at the Billy Joel concert in Hershey last night. Governing must be a tough job.
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