the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

No. He just died a briefly fiery, then subsequently waterlogged, death. My deepest condolences.

thanks... it just showed up again after being offline for an hour, must have went into a vortex

[Susquehanna Birder]

No. He just died a briefly fiery, then subsequently waterlogged, death. My deepest condolences.

thanks... it just showed up again after being offline for an hour, must have went into a vortex

Next time you see him, he'll be  50 years older.

[rjs246]

Or maybe he and Evangeline Lily will be boning.

[Seabiscuit36]

Or maybe he and Evangeline Lily will be boning.

the only thing that it was finding for the hour it was blank was Oceanic... weird

[Drunkmasterflex]

I had to do a briefing for guys in my platoon today about operation security (OPSEC) today.  I pulled the class from a website dedicated to powerpoint presentations for the Army.  It was a fictitious story about a guy that worked for a defense contractor, the funny thing was the way he got caught up in this problem was posting as an Eagles fan.  Moral of the story terrorists and foreign governments are reading this website. 

[rjs246]

Or phattymatt actually wrote that training manual...

[shorebird]

what the hell kinda bird is that?

American Kestrel

[Yeti]

...otherwise known as sparrowhawk, although they are Falcons.  We have a nesting pair (minus mom still) and three young ones in a tree outside our bedroom window.  The young ones can fly already and we watch them fly way up and then tuck their wings and come burning back down, kind of testing their limits.   Dads been taking care of the youngins but he looks like he is getting sick of it.  He keeps taking longer and longer hunting trips.  But he always comes back with a meal.  My wife called to check on the female and told them about the young ones, flight information included.  They said "Is there any way you can catch them............."

[Diomedes]

If she was a born beastmaster, she'd call them to her side with a chirp and a wag of her tail.

[Yeti]

....thats how she got me.

[mussa]

and me too 

[Zanshin]

Not me.  She got me with gifts and blowjobs.  But I'm sure the chirping thing was cool too.

[Seabiscuit36]

Not me.  She got me with gifts and blowjobs.  But I'm sure the chirping thing was cool too.

no french handshake?

[mussa]

french mouth hug

[Father Demon]

I was watching this show on TV last night about 'The Outsiders' - people that just don't fit in the main stream.  One was about a 1200 pound Mexican who lost almost 600 pounds in the past 18 months, I don't remember the second, and the third was about people that seem to have an obsession or even a fetish about gore and disgusting pictures.  They did a story about some 19 year girl that 'borrowed' her father's Porsche, was driving at 100 MPH, clipped a car, and went dead on into a toll booth.  Dead as can be, and also decapped.  The news station said "We won't show you the pictures out of respect for the family" or some shtein, but showed people typing in "Porsche girl" into their Google search over and over.  Guess what comes up if you search that in Google images?  Nothing more than sensationalistic journalism, and no respect for the recently beheaded and family.

And why am I telling you all this?  Because at least half of you are just as sick and twisted as me, and the next thing you'll do is search for the picture.