the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PhillyPhreak54]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-625brothelbus,0,3127085.story

MIAMI BEACH - The $40 bus fare was a little steep, but the chance to get lap dances and sexual services from the prostitutes on board drew plenty of customers onto a "brothel bus" cruising along Collins Avenue, police say.

The onboard party came to an abrupt end early Sunday morning when three undercover officers arrested several alleged prostitutes and Christine Enyoniam Afi Morteh, 29, the Pembroke Pines woman accused of acting as the madam who lured patrons onto bus.

The bus approached the officers two blocks away from the police station, police spokesman Detective Juan Sanchez said today.

"Undercover officers were approached by a woman who charged them $40 for access and all you can drink," Sanchez said. "Once inside, they were told about different charges for different acts."

[Diomedes]

you're about 18 hours behind the news cycle bro

[PhillyPhreak54]

My bad..

[Diomedes]

icehole cops

nothing wrong with prostitution

go get the guys with the guns, barney fife motherfarger

[PhillyPhreak54]

Prostitution is like gambling....why worry about it.

[Sgt PSN]

I was driving down a rural country highway today when all of a sudden a turkey buzzard smashed into my windshield and flipped over the roof of my car into the car behind me covering it with feathers, blood and all sorts of bird goo.

A few seconds later I look in the rear view mirror and I realized it was a sheriff's car that got hit and the motherfarger had his lights on and was pulling my ass over!

He walked up and asked me what the hell just happened - and I told him - I hit a friggen bird who flew into my car and flipped over my roof into his patrol car.  Then the son of a bitch asked me for my license and registration.  Can you believe it?

He went back to his patrol car - and then a few minutes later he walked back to my car and handed me a written warning for flipping him the bird.

Die

[Yeti]

We got a couple of these things flying around the farm.....



my wife was standing on the deck and one landed on the railing about three feet away and just sat there looking at her.  She called me up from the yard and I looked at it and thought it was OK but it was strange it would land and sit there.  She called a wildlife rehab place and they said "put a towel over it and put it in a box and bring it in."  We did, and the lady pulled a mouse bone out of it's throat.  She said "It will be fine now, good thing you brought it in or it would have starved to death."  We told her we would pick it up because it hangs out with its mate.  She said "I'll release it from here, it will find its way back, it knows where it lives."
I tell this story because I think my wife may have untapped powers over animals, or at least have their trust, and I would like to find a way to exploit it.  And also I think it is bizarre some bird can fly back 10 miles because some tree in my yard is it's home.  How do he know?

[Diomedes]

Before I indulge your claim that you are married to a beastmaster, I require more anecdotal evidence.

[MDS]

i want more yeti stories. they are so....missing adjective.

[BigEd76]

seen on Final Jeopardy the other day:  "1 of 2 surnames shared by a Heisman Trophy winner and a U.S. president"

[ice grillin you]

bo knows bush

[BigEd76]

jackson was the first one that came to mind, then all 3 answered Bush

<== old school

[Geowhizzer]

jackson was the first one that came to mind, then all 3 answered Bush

<== old school

Johnson was the one that came to me.

[ice grillin you]

it was easy only because both were recent...had it been a heisman winner from say pre 1960 forget it

[Diomedes]

seen on Final Jeopardy the other day:  "1 of 2 surnames shared by a Heisman Trophy winner and a U.S. president"

yeah, and Alex Trebek twice said something about the two chick contestants being unhappy with the category, insinuating that of course the dude would know they answer and they would not