the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

This sucks.  I can barely breathe outside.

[Diomedes]

Ban wild fires?

[Geowhizzer]

This sucks.  I can barely breathe outside.

Is the fire close, or is it just the smoke traveling?

Ban wild fires?

I'd go for that.

[Sgt PSN]

Ban wild fires?

Or we could ban Freddie.  Either way, we won't have to hear about NC wildfires anymore. 

[Diomedes]

I thank God sent the tornado to kill those Boy Scouts because they hate the gays

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Ban wild fires?

Or we could ban Freddie.  Either way, we won't have to hear about NC wildfires anymore. 

I'd imagine your favorite place (Jacksonville, NC) is basically covered by a blanket of smoke right now.

[Yeti]

When I go through the new scanners I will wink at the security chick when she checks out my package.

[methdeez]

I thank God sent the tornado to kill those Boy Scouts because they hate the gays

This tragedy was missing the usual "praise for God for saving the survivors, but fail to get mad at him for the tragedy".  Who you think sent that shtein? The muslims?

On another note, a white friend of mine from Kansas told me in all seriousness that she thought Obama was a "secret terrorist". Whatever that means.
It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

[mussa]

i think its a terrorist fist jab


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xScZN2-Z_Sg

dumberthanshteinfoxnewsgofargyourselffunhole

[dis12]

Ben Jones figures he drank 43,000 beers; drank 2,000 jugs of whiskey, wine, gin and vodka; and smoked pounds of pot in the 20 years he was out of control.  Ben Jones says there were days when he would wake up in jails not knowing how he got there.   "I'd wake up in jails just wondering how I got there. Vomit on my shoes and blood on my shirt," the 66-year-old actor said.
Jones had to hit rock bottom before things could get better. That happened September 26, 1977.   "I really was literally dying, and I knew it," he said. "I was in this free-fall, five-week drunk, and I felt indescribable terror."
With the help of a friend, he quit drinking cold turkey.  "A year later," he said, "I walked into an audition and was cast in what was to become one of the greatest television shows in the history of entertainment."   That was "The Dukes of Hazzard." Jones would play the wisecracking mechanic Cooter on the popular TV series from 1979 to 1985.
In 1988, Jones was elected to Congress as a Democrat. Considering what he'd gone through, it was an emotional moment being sworn in.  "That all seemed dreamlike to me," he said. "That's when it hit me, what a blessing I had been given and I just started crying."  Jones lost his bid for a third term in 1992 after Georgia's districts were redrawn.
He's written about his ups and downs in his autobiography, "Redneck Boy in the Promised Land."  "My life is not a story about falling down," he said, "it's a story about getting up. I think people could relate to that and they could relate to alcoholism and all that behavior that goes with it, because it's a common disease."

what a life.

[Seabiscuit36]

how do you count how many beers youve drank?  RJS has had so many he had his beer count reset

[Sgt PSN]

how do you count how many beers youve drank?  RJS has had so many he had his beer count reset

I think Rusty's beer counter is a lot like his post count.  Completely inaccurate. 

[ice grillin you]

r kelly not guilty

[Father Demon]

The video lied.  Dave Chappelle had it right all along.

[Father Demon]

For all you armpit fetishists, keep it out of Singapore.

A Singapore man with a penchant for sniffing women's armpits was sentenced to 14 years in jail and 18 strokes of the cane for molesting his victims, a local newspaper reported Friday.

Caning on the buttocks is an additional punishment for male criminals in Singapore for offences ranging from vandalism to illegal possession of drugs and rape.