the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/16029950/detail.html

I realize it's not yours, or anyone else's, job to entertain me.  Or to live life within my guidelines.  Or to do what I say.  Or even to get me a double cheeseburger with bacon when I ask.

But, there is something I want to ask of you.  When posting a link, could you go to the extra trouble of giving a brief description of what it is you're linking to?  It doesn't even have to be the fancy kind where you replace the url with actual words, but maybe a sentence underneath that gives me an ever so brief understanding.

Otherwise, I tend to just ignore the link and move on.  And I'd hate to think I'm missing the second coming of Jesus or the fact that if I choose to rape someone but covet my Fabio-like mane I should do it someplace other than Saudi Arabia (thanks, Phanatic, for the headline!) just because I don't click on a plain, nondescript link.

Thank you in advance for your conformance.

[reese125]

Just when you think you're being a nice guy.....


from D.A.RE Officers


DON'T FLASH HEADLIGHTS AT ANY CAR WITH NO LIGHT ON!!
Police officers working with the DARE program have issued this Warning...
If you are driving after dark and see an on-coming car with no
headlights on, DO NOT FLASH YOUR LIGHTS AT THEM! This is a common 'Bloods'
member initiation game' that goes like this: The new gang member under
initiation drives along with no headlights, and the first car to flash
their headlights at him is now his 'target.' He is now required to turn
around and chase and spot that car, then shoot and kill every individual in
the vehicle in order to complete his initiation requiremen ts. Police
Departments across the nation are being warmed. Their intent is to have all
the new bloods nationwide drive around on Friday and Saturday nights with
their headlights off. In order to be accepted into the gang, they have to
shoot and kill all individuals in the first auto that does a courtesy flash
to warn them that their lights are off. Make sure you share this information
with all the drivers in your family!! Please forward this message to all
your friends and family members to nform them about this initiation ritual.
They are also known to drive with high beams on and will do the same as
indicated above.

Cpl. Jefferson Davenport
Traffic Unit Supervisor
Pa. State Police Academy
175 E Hershey Park Drive
Hershey , Pa. 17033
Telephone: 717-533-9111 ext 411
E-Mail: JefDavenpo@state.pa.us

[Father Demon]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

{breathe}

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Cerevant]

False - this "initiation" scare goes back some 20+ years.

[reese125]

and to think I was just trying to save a life...damn

[Seabiscuit36]

lol, reese probably has been telling everyone about that

[reese125]

farg that....I just told my mom to put a pair of brass knuckles in her glove compartment just in case

[Wingspan]

Did she hear you over the cheetos bag rustling all the way from the basement?

[reese125]

you using my basement jokes now? you're better than that kid. actually you're not. keep up the good work

[Wingspan]

You just posted a "warning" that's been around since 1992....eat a turd.

[Cerevant]

I can't believe that in 2008, people are reading crap e-mail that someone forwarded to them and saying to themselves, "wow, no one has ever seen this before - I better spread it around".

[ice grillin you]

reeses stupidity and lack of knowledge on just about everything knows no limits...somehow just when you think he cant get an dumber he tops himself...its actually pretty damn impressive

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

"Urban Legend" was a zesty movie, but sadly watching it would make reese smarter.

[Susquehanna Birder]

I can't believe that in 2008, people are reading crap e-mail that someone forwarded to them and saying to themselves, "wow, no one has ever seen this before - I better spread it around".

I agree...but then again, (with apologies to H.L. Mencken), it's not too tough to underestimate the intelligence of the Internet public.

[reese125]

reeses stupidity and lack of knowledge on just about everything knows no limits...somehow just when you think he cant get an dumber he tops himself...its actually pretty damn impressive

I love how you think you're standing at a podium preaching to the crowd of CF followers and everyone is taking mental notes of what you write. You might be one of the saddest individuals

Let me tell you what kid. When you accomplish what I have accomplished in life then we'll talk.  Your a 25 yr old farging assclown thats a gopher in this world with no college education--and your biggest highlight all day in life is trying to prove people wrong on an internet site. You proud of that?

I dont know why I continue to argue with a wannabe weekend rapper who absolutely without question goes through an identity crisis 3 times a week....farging pap smear