the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

God is willing to forgive any of you for being heathens at any time.  He's cool like that.

Well, except the jew/atheist hybrid of MDS.  He's hell-bound regardless.

[Diomedes]

of course god is made up

except my johnson

very real and very god

[Sgt PSN]

good to see we have a bunch of atheists here. when i normally go off about how god is made up, my peoples get upset.

I'm more agnostic than atheist.  I'm not convinced that there is or isn't some sort of "higher power" out there.  What I am convinced of though is that Jesus was a great salesman and that a bunch of Jews stuck in the desert for days/weeks/months/years will believe anything you tell them.  

As for "God", I'm certain that if there is one, he/she/it/they doesn't really care if I live my life in "sin" getting bj's from my girlfriend everynight and not spending all of my free time giving thanks for the ability to breathe and throw tasty batches of throat yogurt down my ladyfriend's esophagus.  

[Diomedes]

all hail the church of throwing tasty batches of throat yogurt down Chuggie's esophagus

[Sgt PSN]

And we pray...... 

[MDS]

im pretty sure jesus frowns upon your jizz, sassy.

[Diomedes]

especially when it's dripping from his chin

and that's "hesoose" to you infidel

[Sgt PSN]

im pretty sure jesus frowns upon your jizz, sassy.

That's because he doesn't get to drink from my holy grail.  

[MDS]

no but mary did. what a slut.

[Diomedes]

which mary? the abstinence liar or the whore/foot fetishist?

[Phanatic]

good to see we have a bunch of atheists here. when i normally go off about how god is made up, my peoples get upset.

I'm more agnostic than atheist.  I'm not convinced that there is or isn't some sort of "higher power" out there.  What I am convinced of though is that Jesus was a great salesman and that a bunch of Jews stuck in the desert for days/weeks/months/years will believe anything you tell them.  

As for "God", I'm certain that if there is one, he/she/it/they doesn't really care if I live my life in "sin" getting bj's from my girlfriend everynight and not spending all of my free time giving thanks for the ability to breathe and throw tasty batches of throat yogurt down my ladyfriend's esophagus.  

This... so put me down for as the x-Jew Agnostic around here...

[phillymic2000]

Alright due to me my wife missed dancing with stars , does anyone know who was eleminated?

[SunMo]

i know your balls were eliminated, but that was most likely years ago

[phillymic2000]

12 to be exact, thanks for your help my man

[SunMo]

anywhere i'm needed