the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

Started by ice grillin you, March 28, 2006, 02:06:37 PM

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shorebird

I'd never heard of her either. She must be like, 4'8" or something, that Corona bottle looks to be half her size.

methdeez

She looks like a goddamn 15 year old.
And not a hot or physically mature on either.
Not hot. No hit.

Diomedes

there's a large cloud of stupid raining all over :CF today
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

rjs246

What can I say? My boners like what they like. Who am I to argue?
Is rjs gonna have to choke a bitch?

Let them eat bootstraps.

Diomedes

Also, I for one welcome our new overlord ATV.  Long live the king.
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists." - Yosemite Park Ranger

Susquehanna Birder

Quote from: shorebird on April 17, 2008, 04:40:58 PM
I'd never heard of her either. She must be like, 4'8" or something, that Corona bottle looks to be half her size.

I bet she has a flat head.

shorebird


Father Demon

Damn quake woke up me, wife, and one of my kids.  It was a 5.2, and 180 miles east of us, but our house shook for about 15 seconds, just like God picked it up and was rattling it around looking for spare change.  I haven't been in a quake since my time in Okinawa.  Had that thought - "So, this is what it feels like right before we fall into the New Madrid fault."

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Feva

We had some viewers in northern GA that sent us emails saying that they felt the shaking...
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

Feva

So I met Herschel Walker this morning... or at least 1 of the 14 Herschel Walkers.

The personality I drew was prettty cool.
"Now I'm completing up the other half of that triangle" - Emmitt Smith on joining Troy Aikman and Michael Irvin in the Hall of Fame

"If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is that considered rape or shoplifting?" -- 2 Live Stews

SD_Eagle5

Did you get the football player, the track star, or the ballerina?

MDS

I was up until almost watching the Padres/Rockies game and guess what wakes me up 7? fargING JACKHAMMERING NONSTOP ON JEFFERSON ST. farg you Nutter, you dickhead. farg you I don't give a shtein about paving the roads. How bout you go on the corners and take the drugs out of those little hoppers hands and make them go to school or do something constructive. How bout we spent our farging tax money on that you nasely voiced mothafarger. go to hell you hillary supporting sellout.
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

Father Demon

Quote from: Father Demon on April 18, 2008, 09:03:39 AM
Damn quake woke up me, wife, and one of my kids.  It was a 5.2, and 180 miles east of us, but our house shook for about 15 seconds, just like God picked it up and was rattling it around looking for spare change.  I haven't been in a quake since my time in Okinawa.  Had that thought - "So, this is what it feels like right before we fall into the New Madrid fault."



AFTERSHOCK!

This is gonna be a very cool day if this keeps up!!
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

Father Demon

The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.

shorebird

HA! Funny, can't see the last letter, so they might have let it slide.