the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[mussa]

[Father Demon]

ha, i know this sloot...

http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/newstex/AFX-0013-23004469.htm

I'm no lawyer, but I watch plenty of TV.

Doesn't this:

A Best Buy spokeswoman said the company already gave Campbell $1,110.35 for the cost of the laptop and warranty, as well as a $500 gift card for her inconvenience.

mean that she has already accepted compensation?  And doesn't that mean she has almost no chance of winning if this goes to trial?

Of course, BB will likely settle to avoid trial, I suppose.....

[Sgt PSN]

Possibly.  Depends on what kind of weight this holds:

Campbell, a Washington, D.C. resident, said in her blog that the $1,110.35 was put on her credit card without her knowledge in October, and she kept it to cover expenses. She tried to return the $500 gift card to Best Buy, and when she got no response, she donated it, she said.

I'm curious about the identity theft charges.  Obviously, when you take your computer in to be repaired, it's almost like actually handing your wallet over to someone.  If there actually was identity theft then BB should definitely be on the hook for more than the cost of the laptop and $500 gift card. 

If no actual identity theft occured then I think that BB gave her adequate compensation.  The lady was also an idiot for supposedly donating the gift card.  She should have held onto it so she could "return" it during legal proceedings.  Hope she got a reciept for her donation because if she didn't then she's screwed. 

[Father Demon]

Amy gets some new trophys

[mussa]

breast implants are not attractive...nor transsexuals like her

[ice grillin you]

Amy gets some new trophys

i dont think they are new....i think the rehab center just had some good bangers and mash

[Sgt PSN]

Normally I check my voicemail at work "privately".....no speaker phone.  I was eating lunch at my desk and noticed I had new messages so I decided to put the speaker on so I could keep stuffing my face.  First message is from Chuggie and it starts out like this:

Hi Sgt ******, this is Greg from CR.com.  I'm calling to confirm your order for a custom made cock ring..............


Not sure how the rest went because I was laughing too hard.  Thanks Chugster. 

[phattymatty]

http://www.dickipedia.org

[Sgt PSN]

ha!

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

http://www.dickipedia.org

Awesome.  This is good reading.

[phattymatty]

the lance armstrong one is the balls.  or ball.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

They're all great that I've read so far.  Here are some blurbs from Vick's:

A mobile, athletic, left-handed quarterback with an exciting innovative playing style, Vick eventually picked up the nickname "Superman." In real life, he told everyone, "you guys should start calling me 'Superman.'

Vick's first run-in with the law involved being sued by a woman who claimed he had given her genital herpes during what was surely a night of mobile, athletic, left-handed sex.

That's just great writing.

[Seabiscuit36]

ive been sick more in that past 3 months than i've been in the past 5 years. ive had the fever and respiratory infection, then a week or 2 later got hit with the shtein bug, fever and hot soup out the ass for 3 days. i haven't had a fever in years, its the worst. i think all the stuff we get from china is making us sick.

AIDS?

[PhillyGirl]

Normally I check my voicemail at work "privately".....no speaker phone.  I was eating lunch at my desk and noticed I had new messages so I decided to put the speaker on so I could keep stuffing my face.  First message is from Chuggie and it starts out like this:

Hi Sgt ******, this is Greg from CR.com.  I'm calling to confirm your order for a custom made cock ring..............


Not sure how the rest went because I was laughing too hard.  Thanks Chugster. 

You two are such a cute couple...making little funny phone calls to each other.

Happy Valentines Day to you guys. *drawing excessive gay little hearts for you two*

[Father Demon]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 2 is a better read.

I know half the people in this story, including the main subject.  He was always running around Savvis when I worked there, all full of energy and (apparently) coke.  I didn't know about the extra-curricular stuff, though.  I worked directly for Zimmerman (quoted in the story), and hated every ounce of him.  And there were a whole lot of ounces to hate.

This is a great read about what happens to fortune-heirs when all they know how to do is be a fleshpop.  Hopefully, this will eventually be a 'Good riddance' story.

I wish I could add this ass to my ghoulpool list.