the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Cerevant]

farging coward bitch.  I want to throw up after reading that.  I want to go take a dump on her grave.

[Sgt PSN]

unbelievably sad and farged up story

http://www.sportsline.com/collegebasketball/story/10567327

Yeah, that's one of the worst stories I've read in a while.  On the other hand, I'm sure women around the country are throwing all types of ass at that guy now so it's kind of hard to feel too bad for him. 

[reese125]

yeah, hes a snatch magnet

[Susquehanna Birder]

this past weekend my boy who lives in bmore was the "victim" of an attempted armed robbery

I didn't know you had kids.

[reese125]

Never thought anybody had the balls to pull this off



'SCAM' DUO MUST HAVE MADE PAL DIE LAUGHING
By PHILIP MESSING
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January 9, 2008 -- It was a "Weekend at Bernie's" moment when two harebrained suspects tried to cash their dead pal's check yesterday - after wheeling his body through the crowded streets of Midtown on an office chair, cops said.

"They were trying to pass him off as still being alive," said NYPD spokesman Paul Browne of James O'Hare and David Dalaia, both 66.

The pair, who police say are unemployed, had hoped to cash a $355 Social Security check belonging to O'Hare's roommate, Virgilio Cintron, 65, but there was a problem - Cintron had died of what authorities believe was natural causes.

But that didn't deter the determined duo, who simply plopped Cintron's body into the chair and began wheeling him from his West 52nd Street apartment several blocks to Pay-O-Matic Check Cashing on Ninth Avenue, where Cintron usually cashed his stipend.

The two suspects then went inside to cash the check - leaving Cintron, with his pants half on and a coat draped over the chair - outside.

Too bad the store clerk knew Cintron.

"Where is he?" the worker asked when presented with the check.

"He's outside," O'Hare allegedly replied.

In a real-life moment similar to "Weekend at Bernie's" - the 1989 comedy in which two pals tote their dead boss around the Hamptons while partying - Cintron's pals were urged to bring him inside the store.

They went outside to comply, but a crowd had already gathered - including on-duty NYPD Detective Travis Rapp, who "immediately realized that this individual was deceased," Browne said.

[Feva]

unbelievably sad and farged up story

http://www.sportsline.com/collegebasketball/story/10567327

Couldn't imagine.

[DH]

Feva - congrats on the little one brother!

Better not keep you from coming up to Philly this year though 

[mussa]

Never thought anybody had the balls to pull this off



'SCAM' DUO MUST HAVE MADE PAL DIE LAUGHING
By PHILIP MESSING
PrintEmailDigg ItRedditPermalinkStory Bottom

January 9, 2008 -- It was a "Weekend at Bernie's" moment when two harebrained suspects tried to cash their dead pal's check yesterday - after wheeling his body through the crowded streets of Midtown on an office chair, cops said.

"They were trying to pass him off as still being alive," said NYPD spokesman Paul Browne of James O'Hare and David Dalaia, both 66.

The pair, who police say are unemployed, had hoped to cash a $355 Social Security check belonging to O'Hare's roommate, Virgilio Cintron, 65, but there was a problem - Cintron had died of what authorities believe was natural causes.

But that didn't deter the determined duo, who simply plopped Cintron's body into the chair and began wheeling him from his West 52nd Street apartment several blocks to Pay-O-Matic Check Cashing on Ninth Avenue, where Cintron usually cashed his stipend.

The two suspects then went inside to cash the check - leaving Cintron, with his pants half on and a coat draped over the chair - outside.

Too bad the store clerk knew Cintron.

"Where is he?" the worker asked when presented with the check.

"He's outside," O'Hare allegedly replied.

In a real-life moment similar to "Weekend at Bernie's" - the 1989 comedy in which two pals tote their dead boss around the Hamptons while partying - Cintron's pals were urged to bring him inside the store.

They went outside to comply, but a crowd had already gathered - including on-duty NYPD Detective Travis Rapp, who "immediately realized that this individual was deceased," Browne said.

Wait....what! HAHAHA

[ice grillin you]

Snow falls on Baghdad for first time in memory
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:57pm IST

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Snow fell on Baghdad on Friday for the first time in memory, and delighted residents declared it an omen of peace.

"It is the first time we've seen snow in Baghdad," said 60-year-old Hassan Zahar. "We've seen sleet before, but never snow. I looked at the faces of all the people, they were astonished," he said.

"A few minutes ago, I was covered with snowflakes. In my hair, on my shoulders. I invite all the people to enjoy peace, because the snow means peace," he said.

Traffic policeman Murtadha Fadhil, huddling under a balcony to keep dry, declared the snow "a new sign of the new Iraq."

"It's a sign of hope. We hope Iraqis will purify their hearts and politicians will work for the prosperity of all Iraqis."

The streets of the capital were largely empty as big, thick, wet flakes fell on Friday morning, a weekend day in Iraq. The temperature hovered around freezing and the snow mostly melted into grey puddles when it hit the ground.

But it was still lovely, said Mohanned Rahim, a baker: "This snow will bring pleasure to the people of Iraq. It's beautiful!"

[SunMo]

global warming!

[Yeti]

"Dis snow is fargin up my pleather jacket"

[mussa]

maybe if we did some research then we'd be dropping snow and not bombs on iraq....jeesh

[Phanatic]

maybe if we did some research then we'd be dropping snow and not bombs on iraq....jeesh

maybe we did... 

[Sgt PSN]

I'm telling you, this is a farging sign of things to come.  It's snowing in hell, thus the Eagles are going to win the SB next year. 

[Rome]

"This is so unusual, and I don't know whether or not it's a lesson from God," Karim said.

Yes.  It's a sign from God that you should kill yourself, Karim.  Now strap that C-4 on and get cracking...