the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[BigEd76]

Regular DVDs will be available for everything.  It's the high-def stuff that's currently split...

[Sgt PSN]

Kind of figured that, but just wanted to make sure.  Grassy Ass. 

[BigEd76]

A woman in Connecticut gave birth in her pants.  They were delivered in the dark because the house had no lights.  She named the twins "Kurt" and "Kurtis".  She's 25 with 7 kids.  What a great story.

[Rome]

What did the alcohol do to deserve this? Sometimes, I just don't understand this world we live in.

Value of alcohol > value of human life.

[rjs246]

This simple comparison should end any debate on the issue.

                             Human Life   |   Alcohol
Gets me drunk:                          |      X
Makes me funnier:                      |    X
Makes me better looking:             |     X (an impressive feat)
Causes invincibility:                    |    X
Occasionally makes me vomit:  X   |    X


Clearly, alcohol is the winner.

[DH]

R - Im not sure if you just thought that up, but that little table made me laugh harder than most of the crap I occasionally chuckle at on CF.

Well done.

[rjs246]

Thanks. I rule.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Padding rjs's ego is nice.  It allows him a short breather from doing it himself to do something else with his time.

[rjs246]

Like masturbate to pictures of myself? Don't mind if I do.

[DH]

Rich Rodriguez.

[Rome]

This thread has taken a turn for the better.

I hate when that happens.

[Rome]

DR.GEORGE UBAH


Dear Trusted Friend,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance
  department of (BIAO BANK   ABIDJAN REPUBLIC OF IVORY COAST )

I am writing for your support and assistance  to carry out this
  transaction .

In my department  i discovered an abandoned sum of $5.5M U.S dollars
Five million, Five hundred
thousand U.S  dollars) .In a dormant account  which was abandoned  in
our bank over 25 years ago
therefore upon this discovery  that I now decided to make the proposal
to you  for your assistance to transfer
the money to America where i will like to Establish my own business
  and settle down with my family,
Please be assured that TAX and any other expenses regarding this
transaction will be personally taken care by me,
therefore you should not entertain any atom of fear as i have completed
all the arrangements
I also want to let you know that the total of(USD $500 000 .00 )Five
hundred thousand U.S dollars will be given to you for your assistance.

You should contact me immediately as soon as you
receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.


Yours faithfully,

DR. GEORGE UBAH

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Rich Rodriguez.

I was right about his days at WVU being numbered.

I can't wait until Schiano leaves RU to become Joe's successor at PSU.  Good times.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

People in Texas are weird.

[SunMo]

Alycia Lane FIRED


haha, stupid whore