the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Father Demon]

I gots me some Wal-Mart stock, so I thank me.

[Butchers Bill]

And somewhere in Arkansas, filthy rich whacked out right wing Waltons thank you.

Speaking of which, I highly recommend this documentary:

Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

The human race does have some iceholes outside the U.S.

(Warning:  Video contains slaughter of dolphins.)

[Yeti]

I was in Walmart the other day.  Amoung my purchases was a package of Womens Bikini briefs for my wife.

The retarded chick at the register gave me a funny look when she rang it up.

[Rome]

She was coming on to you, you hick.

[phattymatty]

some friends of mine are throwing a lebowski fest tomorrow where we drink caucasians all day long and then go bowling.   it's going to be messy.

[rjs246]

Oh yeah? Well some of my friends are having a Fargofest tomorrow where we all bang hookers and then feed bitches to the woodchipper, so take THAT!

(OK, so that isn't happening, but I'm jealous and wanted to feel like a big man.)

[phattymatty]

you should set that up.

[Wingspan]

I'm having a Man Who Wasn't There fest....we're all just going to sweep hair clippings all afternoon.

[phattymatty]

i'm planning a brokeback mountain party too.

[rjs246]

Well you sort of broke away from the theme there, but I giggled anyway.

[phattymatty]

i ate about 5 pounds of popeyes chicken a little while ago.  it was glorious.

[Butchers Bill]

i ate about 5 pounds of popeyes chicken a little while ago.  it was glorious.

I bet you won't feel that way in another hour or two.

Unless you really liked the bathroom scene from Dumb and Dumber.

[SunMo]

who doesn't?

[Geowhizzer]

Van Halen Parties Like It's 1984

All I have to say is man, I'm getting old.  I remeber a lot of their songs from my middle school dances.