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BigEd76

#7635
October 23, 2007, 02:27:38 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 23, 2007, 11:48:51 AMThe fires are in the outskirts of the outskirts of L.A. county(not including Malibu). There other fires, well, its Orange and San Diego counties, so who cares.

Laguna Beach is in trouble?  Like, omg

PhillyGirl

#7636
October 23, 2007, 02:34:33 PM
"Oh, yeah. They'll still boo. They have to. They're born to boo. Just now, they'll only boo with two Os instead of like four." - Larry Andersen

Rome

#7637
October 23, 2007, 02:38:05 PM
Quote from: BigEd76 on October 23, 2007, 02:27:38 PM
Quote from: hbionic on October 23, 2007, 11:48:51 AMThe fires are in the outskirts of the outskirts of L.A. county(not including Malibu). There other fires, well, its Orange and San Diego counties, so who cares.

Laguna Beach is in trouble?  Like, omg

Hopefully the Real Sluts of Orange County will get burned to a crisp.

mussa

#7638
October 23, 2007, 02:48:43 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 23, 2007, 02:34:33 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 23, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: mussa on October 23, 2007, 02:10:08 PM
i can't wait to fill my truck with snow and then not park it in my garage all winter

link to thread, please

http://www.concretefield.com/forum/index.php?topic=17366.msg358045#msg358045

:-D

wow thats a strange thread. what the hell was i on? HA, at least i can laugh at it
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Seabiscuit36

#7639
October 23, 2007, 06:06:15 PM
I miss teh oink
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phattymatty

#7640
October 23, 2007, 06:45:24 PM
for real. 

Yeti

#7641
October 24, 2007, 02:50:05 PM


I wish my house had a chick face built into the wall like on the Terminix commercial.  I would come home and she would be like "Hey you got termites in your (gaugh gaugh gugh)" when I stuck my unit in her mouth.  Then I would say "You tell my wife and I'll punch you right in the face."

That would be awesome.
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Hbionic

hbionic

#7642
October 24, 2007, 03:27:58 PM
lmao
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PhillyPhanInDC

#7643
October 24, 2007, 03:37:09 PM
Holy farging hell did I laugh hard at that.
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.""  R.I.P George.

Drunkmasterflex

#7644
October 24, 2007, 04:52:52 PM
I get to transport a prisoner tomorrow, he is in jail for being a clepto and a perv.  When we are at NTC he got caught sneaking into the female tent and sniffing panties while they were sleeping.  I am authorized to "restrain" him if need be.
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Diomedes

#7645
October 24, 2007, 05:45:32 PM
Quote from: Drunkmasterflex on October 24, 2007, 04:52:52 PMI am authorized to "restrain" him if need be.

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Drunkmasterflex

#7646
October 24, 2007, 06:05:10 PM
 :-D I knew that was coming and I certainly expected it from you.  As much as I would love to beat the snot out of this kid, I know that I can't.  Plus he gets beat up in prison on a regular basis from what is reported to us. 
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phattymatty

#7647
October 25, 2007, 12:51:46 PM

PoopyfaceMcGee

#7648
October 25, 2007, 03:31:37 PM

Father Demon

#7649
October 25, 2007, 03:44:31 PM
The new Maxim came the other day, and one of the story headlines on the cover was "15 Bloodiest Places On Earth" which I read aloud to my wife.  She asked "What number is the vagina?"
The drawback to marital longevity is your wife always knows when you're really interested in her and when you're just trying to bury it.
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