the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Seabiscuit36]

Coolest Beer Tap I've seen

[Sgt PSN]

Keg taps are for suckers.  I poke 2 holes in it like an old can of Hawaiian Punch and drink straight from the keg. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

What the hell does it take to become Western North Carolina's news leader?

Chick on the right = HIT

[Diomedes]

pshaw...I'd go for the MILF way beforehead girl

[phattymatty]

seriously, she looks a little retarded.  like you'd give her your dong and she'd start chewing on it.

[Diomedes]

word...the only question is whether she'd just sort of mouth it like a pacifier or set to chomping like it's a motherfarging charleston chew

[SunMo]

probably the best Charleston Chew reference...ever

[Father Demon]

agreed..

 

[Sgt PSN]

probably the best Charleston Chew reference...ever

Dio just out did Eminem.  Congrats on that. 

[rjs246]

Mildly amusing.

[Diomedes]

^^^
let's play:   guess which word deserves the emphasis

[Zanshin]

I teach a martial art a few days a week, and one of my students is easily one of the ugliest women I've ever seen in my life.  She's short and thick, with really short hair and has a Tom Selleck-like moustashe and these long straggling chin hairs that look like cat whiskers.  She doesn't shave her legs, and she has a tremendous overbite.  More than that, she's really tough to teach because she doesn't take instruction well.

Anyway, I was talking to the owner of the place yesterday, and he said women at the dojo have been complaining about her.  It turns out that the woman is semi-autistic, which really explains quite a bit.  The new problem is that other women are really uncomfortable around her because when they get changed, she gets completely fixated on their breasts and just stares as long as they're uncovered.  It's gotten to the point where the other women are changing in the bathroom.   

The whole situation sort of made me chuckle...until I realized that I do the same thing and should probably get checked for autism.  That would also explain quite a bit......

[Sgt PSN]

Tell her you're going to give her private lessons and then have her come by your house and paint the fence, wax the car and sand the deck. 

[ice grillin you]

i got super drunk last night and shaved my head

[Seabiscuit36]

i got super drunk last night and shaved my head

now thats random