the random musings not worthy of new thread thread

[Beermonkey]

I literally have the worst diet on earth. It's all fried food and alcohol. On top of that I wasn't going to the gym nearly as much or for as long as Phreak and I still dropped some pounds. If you get that much exercise you can eat whatever the farg you want.

I dropped 12 pounds in the last 2 weeks based on a diet of what I think are intestinal parasites.

[SunMo]

I dropped 12 pounds in the last 2 weeks based on a diet of what I think are intestinal parasites.

this seems like the way to go

[Seabiscuit36]

I literally have the worst diet on earth. It's all fried food and alcohol. On top of that I wasn't going to the gym nearly as much or for as long as Phreak and I still dropped some pounds. If you get that much exercise you can eat whatever the farg you want.

I dropped 12 pounds in the last 2 weeks based on a diet of what I think are intestinal parasites.

wow, where did you get those.  There was an episode of "Medical Investigation" that show on NBC that made it one summer but didnt get renewed.  They had a group of teens who all were dying and they couldnt figure out why they were losing weight at an enormous pace, it was giant parasites in their stomachs, friggin nasty.  

[rjs246]

I literally have the worst diet on earth. It's all fried food and alcohol. On top of that I wasn't going to the gym nearly as much or for as long as Phreak and I still dropped some pounds. If you get that much exercise you can eat whatever the farg you want.

I dropped 12 pounds in the last 2 weeks based on a diet of what I think are intestinal parasites.

Sounds delicious.

[NGM]

does this mean i could continue to eat like a tremendous sloth if i just went to the gym regularly?

I literally have the worst diet on earth. It's all fried food and alcohol. On top of that I wasn't going to the gym nearly as much or for as long as Phreak and I still dropped some pounds. If you get that much exercise you can eat whatever the farg you want.

He's right.  Its a simple equation, burn more calories than you ingest and you will lose weight. Also avoid things that your body can't metabolize like HFCS. 

[Diomedes]

oh look, another conservative republican family values asshat turns out to be a pole chugger

Larry Craig, eat shtein and die

[MadMarchHare]

i luv me sum fish oil.

My pops swears by fish oil.  He got it for his heart, one awsome side effect is not only does it cut down on plaque formations on your arteries, but his dentist was shocked by him not having any plaque in his teeth for the past year.  Ususally the dental assistant gives him crap about flossing and how much plaque he has, but since he started taking omega 3, he has none. 

I'm going to start taking it because if it prevents plaque in your teeth and heart, i would assume it would prevent plaque from forming in your brain which is supposedly the cause of Alzheimers.  We have a family history of it, so i might as well start early with prevention. 

I hope (and assume) you're being sarcastic.  My head has a palm print where I just slapped it reading that.

[Seabiscuit36]

i luv me sum fish oil.

My pops swears by fish oil.  He got it for his heart, one aw some side effect is not only does it cut down on plaque formations on your arteries, but his dentist was shocked by him not having any plaque in his teeth for the past year.  Ususally the dental assistant gives him crap about flossing and how much plaque he has, but since he started taking omega 3, he has none. 

I'm going to start taking it because if it prevents plaque in your teeth and heart, i would assume it would prevent plaque from forming in your brain which is supposedly the cause of Alzheimer's.  We have a family history of it, so i might as well start early with prevention. 

I hope (and assume) you're being sarcastic.  My head has a palm print where I just slapped it reading that.

Dr MMH, seriously the plaque is gone from my pops teeth, who knows about he Alzheimer's part, i was just hypothesising

or spell

[SunMo]

obviously fish oil doesn't help you quote better

[MadMarchHare]

Fish oil is one of the few herbals that's been tested heavily.  It doesn't do a goddamn thing.  Except greatly increase your daily fat intake. 

I don't know why your dad's teeth have lost their plaque, and I'm glad he's feeling better.  My dad said daily glucosamine tablets made his knees hurt less.  Until the cartilege was completely gone, and it was bone on bone.  Then it stopped helping.

You wanna prevent Alzheimers?  There's some research that logic puzzles, like Sudoku, help.  Use it or lose it.

[Seabiscuit36]

[rjs246]

She takes her fish oil.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

She gave me the fish eye

[rjs246]

I wonder when NIH will identify the 'you will only get fat in the ass' gene. The federal government would be able to pay off this war with the profits.

[SunMo]

probably when i get those goddamned railings in...christ almighty